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In response to "Mike Birbiglia’s “Old Man and the Pool” is now on Netflix. Haven’t seen it yet but it was super well received during its stage run. -- nm" by Volnelk

His "What I *should* have said...was nothing." We use that quote all the time.

"I have this habit of making awkward situations even more awkward. A few years ago, I was moving a new bed into my apartment and a woman who lived in the building opened the front door for me with her key. And she said, 'I'm not worried because a rapist would never have a bed like that.' This is how she starts the conversation. Now, what I should have said was nothing. What I did say was, 'You'd be surprised.'"

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