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In response to "I just want fancy butter not to start a farm in my apartment. Where am I going to keep a cow? I learned from Bob's Burgers they don't go down stairs" by Krusty

They are the stupidest, sweetest, creatures I've ever had the opportunity to interact with. -- (edited)

Posted by ReluctantCynic (aka ReluctantCynic) Dec 2 '23, 07:21

Other than Jets fans, of course. ;-)

Can't you keep a cow at some stable out in the country like folks keep horses?

And as a bit of trivia, cows can walk upstairs -- but not downstairs -- due to the ways their knees bend.

But on a more serious note, if you wanted to try making French butter (i.e., culture butter) at home, it's not terribly difficult. Takes some time, patience, and care, but it's a relatively straightforward process. I used the NYT recipe a few times during COVID and it worked out well. Or "well enough" I suppose.

If you can find someone selling raw milk, it's even better.

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1015208-homemade-cultured-butter (cooking.nytimes.com)

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I don't really want to make my own butter. I just wanted to try this fancy French butter that I've read many times called the best butter in the world - Krusty Dec 2, 07:42
Isn’t it illegal to sell raw milk now? Because listeria and stuff? -- nm - Landbeck Dec 2, 07:32 5
- We showed the documentary Milk in the Land many years ago... - Dano Dec 2, 08:21
- Maybe in commie pinko dictatorships like New York but not freedom loving states. - spamlet Dec 2, 07:42 2
  - "To sell raw cow milk directly from the farm to consumers, a producer is required to obtain a Raw Milk Sales Part 2 permit." -- (edited) - ty97 Dec 2, 07:55 1
    - "Oooh, baby I like it raw. Yeah, baby I like it raw." -- nm - Ol' Dirty Krusty Dec 2, 08:15
- You think?!? -- nm - David Rose Dec 2, 07:33

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