"Tracy, you are going to die."
Posted by
Tim (aka othertim)
Dec 26 '23, 17:30
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"What? No!"
"When I tell you who I'm dating! Squeaky Fromme! She is...difficult. Anyhoo, I have the results of your physical: Tracy, you are going to die."
"What? No!"
"You have no reflexes, your blood tastes like root beer and some of your bones appear to have vanished. Now, I've only seen this kind of thing on dead people. During Operation Desert Storm. Even wrote a report about it, but my commander refused to pass it up to Saddam. Kooky times."
(people were posting their favorite 30 Rock moments on Twitter over the weekend and that's probably mine.)
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