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In response to
"ST Poll: if money and space were not issue, what one pet/animal would you have? -- nm"
by
Pippy: of the Meat Lover's Court
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I would like to buy a fish license, please.
Posted by
mud
Feb 27 '24, 10:35
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A what?
Praline: A license for my pet fish, Eric.
Clerk: How did you know my name was Eric?
Praline: No, no, no! My fish's name is Eric. Eric fish. He's an halibut.
Clerk: What?
Praline: He is an halibut.
Clerk: You've got a pet halibut?
Praline: Yes, I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.
Clerk: You must be a loony.
Praline: I am not a loony. Why should I be tarred with the epithet 'loony' merely because I have a pet halibut?
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