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In response to "Why couldnt the composer go into the bar?" by JD

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

Posted by Howie (aka howie) Feb 29 '24, 23:51

A flat Miner

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My uncle was a conductor. He was hit by lightning 3 times. --nm - Howie Feb 29, 23:52 6
- My uncle worked in a varnish factory until he fell into a vat of polish... -- (edited) - Howie Feb 29, 23:54 5
  - My uncle worked in a bubble gum factory until he fell into a vat. Boy did the boss chew him out. --nm - Howie Feb 29, 23:55 4
    - My uncle worked in a brewery until he fell into a vat of beer. - Howie Feb 29, 23:57 3
      - A length of string walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." - Howie Mar 1, 02:04 2
        
        A termite walks into a saloon, hops onto a stool, pounds his fist down on the counter and asks, "Is the bar tender here?" - Howie Mar 1, 02:09 1
        
        I'm working on my next late night confessional, but it running a little long. -nm - Howie Mar 1, 02:12

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