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Y'all realize the truth, right? Einstein wasn't a genius.

Posted by David (aka David) May 6 '24, 12:39

Dude was a patent clerk.

He'd figure out who had good ideas, disappear them when they tried to submit the patents, and then take the ideas for himself.

Look into your heart, and you'll know it's true.

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Side Einstein note, my uncle had a letter from Albert Einstein. When he was a kid he wrote a letter to Einstein about a math problem nobody in his - pmb May 6, 13:00 8
- Then everyone clapped -- nm - con_carne May 6, 13:12
- eat shit, ChatGPT -- nm - hollywood big shot May 6, 13:07
- Wow. Did he understand the solution? -- nm - David May 6, 13:04 1
  - I don't know if I ever asked him that question. I'm not sure. -- nm - pmb May 6, 13:11
- that's pretty cool -- nm - prayformojo 🐵 May 6, 13:03
- sweet. -- nm - mud May 6, 13:01 2
  - Sadly, his dad noted the solution, burned the letter and went to class the next day and solved it. -- nm - LFG May 6, 13:08 1
    - genius. -- nm - mud May 6, 13:22
Just leave the Israeli/Palestinian hostage swap up to Colin, we should be good -- nm - con_carne May 6, 12:56
I saw a documentary that showed he was responsible for inventing rock and roll and putting bubbles in beer, so just for that he has my respect. -- nm - Reagen May 6, 12:52 3
- Probably the most famous Tasmanian ever, after The Mentalist -- nm - Roger More May 6, 13:00
- WORD -- nm - LFG May 6, 12:53
- Yeah, but you've always been soft on patent-related murder. -- nm - David May 6, 12:53
Albert Einstein, Patent Hunter, coming from A24 this Fall. -- nm - Mop🧹 May 6, 12:44
*dons chapeau* -- nm - Oppenheimer May 6, 12:44
This is akin to saying Elon Musk is a genius, a true pioneer and Renaissance Man. -- nm - Jovian May 6, 12:42 2
- I mean, everyone says The Simpsons can predict the future, but it also did an entire episode devoted to Musk being a genius. -- (edited) - David May 6, 12:43 1
  - heh. for the record. 7-8 years ago, that is exactly what I thought Elon was as well. -- nm - Jovian May 6, 12:48
"So your elevator pitch is Einstein meets Dexter? I'm intrigued, keep going young man" -- nm - crash davis 😺 May 6, 12:42 1
- *nods* -- nm - David May 6, 12:42
This would make sense for Edison, but not for Einstein. -- nm - Beryllium May 6, 12:40 3
- effin' Edison. -- nm - Dark Callisto 🦊 May 6, 14:13
- Look into your heart. -- nm - David May 6, 12:41 1
  - I'm saying, maybe he was in cahoots. -- nm - Beryllium May 6, 12:45

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Y'all realize the truth, right? Einstein wasn't a genius.

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