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Daddy shark and son

Daddy shark and son are swimming through the ocean when they find a bunch of swimmers. Daddy shark says to son "Now let's go up to the surface, we just show half of our dorsal fin and we swim a few circles around them".

After they've done that Daddy shark says "Now let's do the same, but this time we show the whole fin".
Again they swim a few circles.

"Okay son, now let's have dinner!". They feast on the swimmers and afterwards they float around, bellies full.
Son shark asks "Dad, why did we have to swim circles first? We coud have eaten them right away, no?"

Dad shark says "Well, they taste better when they're shitted empty" :-)


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