(the Onion) Report: Every Place on Earth Has Wrong Amount of Water
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prayformojo 🐵 (aka mayhem)
Jun 18 '24, 02:46
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RESTON, VA—A new global report released Monday by the U.S. Geological Survey revealed that every place on earth currently has the wrong amount of water. “New satellite data confirms that every corner of the earth has the incorrect quantity of water,” the report read in part, noting that even though the total amount of water on the planet seemed to be about right, give or take a few hundred milliliters, the distribution of that water across the globe was “way off.”
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