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In response to
"The one where you're skiing with a gun. Biathlon? -- nm"
by
Strongbad
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Oh. So if we're doing both Winter and Summer. Any of the non cross country skiing events ☠️ -- (edited)
Posted by
JD (aka Jason Dean)
Jul 24 '24, 08:56
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Actually winter is just super deadly for me
-Ski Jump
-Falling out of bobsled
-Luge🙈
-Skating in any form.
My mostly non ice-skating self could expire from any of the following:
-Simply falling in a bad way
-Crashing into boards
-Slicing self with skate blade
-Utterly wiping out in short track
-Ending up deadly off track in speed skating
Forgot about dying attempting to drop into the snowboard pipe
Bad things happening on the first mogul I hit
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