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a woman in one of our business units wants to budget for funeral flowers across her population --

Posted by ☀️ broccoli chem ☀️ (aka amanda) Oct 2 '24, 10:05

like wants to know on average the likelihood that someone in her unit will die and budget for funeral flowers

because -- wait for it -- otherwise it's just "staff relations," which covers *parties.* and then (obviously) "if you want to have a party but you have a lot of deaths that year, you might not be able to"

this is my life

Responses:

“what exactly are you planning for fiscal 2025 Janine?” -- nm - mr mooch Oct 2, 10:19
If you have a lot of deaths there won't be people to spend party money on. It's self-leveling, easy peasy. -- nm* - Max Oct 2, 10:10 3
- you logic that out with anne. I was like "sorry have to drop for another call" and then laughed my ass off. -- nm - ☀️ broccoli chem ☀️ Oct 2, 10:14 1
  - Plus, I don't come from bayou culture; if we're losing half the staff to plague then I won't feel like a party. - Max Oct 2, 10:17
- This. One death. One less party attendee. -- nm - zunk takes things literally Oct 2, 10:14
when we pushed back she said "do we have stats on avg deaths by department by year???" - ☀️ broccoli chem ☀️ Oct 2, 10:07 3
- HIPAA violation! -- nm - Barony Bunch Oct 2, 10:35
- Must have been in her department and they overspent on flowers :/ -- nm - Meg Oct 2, 10:18 1
  - anne asked "what kinds of things fall into staff relations" and was told "parties, flowers for funerals, that sort of thing." -- nm - ☀️ broccoli chem ☀️ Oct 2, 10:28

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