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I have soooooo many questions -- (edited)

Posted by JD (aka Jason Dean) Nov 13 '24, 13:43

No cause of death has been determined in the case.
---So this isn't Final Destination uh, I dunno, 4?

and wait, Planet Fitness has tanning beds?
---and how many tanning beds does that location have?
-------Or is that locale as stereotypical pasty as I think they are so nobody uses them and hence the days to find the deceased

It sounds like they only found the deceased due to an ankle monitor
--Isn't that gonna leave some type of strange tan line?
--The whole plot line of that Shia LaBeouf movie was that he could barely leave his house, how did the deceased make it to Planet Fitness without the monitoring folks sounding an alarm
----------Why haven't we historically had more jokes about Shia being descendent from French butchers or something like that. Actually maybe that's just me, cause at this moment it seems super obvious

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Indy Man dies in a Planet Fitness tanning bed, undiscovered for three days -- (link)

mr mooch (aka pickmix) Nov 13 '24, 11:23

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https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/national-international/man-found-dead-in-tanning-bed-at-planet-fitness-gym-after-3-days/3559545/ (www.nbclosangeles.com)

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I got that he wasn't found by the ankle monitor but by another customer. So, like you say, why wasn't the ankle monitor being monitored?? -- nm - Meg Nov 13, 13:53 1
- Ummm....I don't mean to be a pain but I think there's a dead guy in the tanning bed you assigned me. Wut? - JD Nov 13, 14:08

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