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In response to "maybe they just sat down and were going to put their setabelts on! -- nm" by znufrii

Maybe I shit flowers out of my ass

Posted by ty97 Aug 4 '09, 08:21

People ignore the seat belt sign on planes as much as they do speed limits on interstate highways.

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really? I bet that comes in handy on dates. - mafic Aug 4, 08:23 1
- "Roses really smell like boo boo." -- nm - Qale Aug 4, 08:32
I disagree with that. By far. -- nm - Spawn Aug 4, 08:22 17
- Not during takeoff/landing of course, but other than that, yeah, people get up and move around at will. - ty97 Aug 4, 08:25 16
  - taxiing after landing too. saw a dude fall over once when the pilot hit the brakes a little hard at the gate. -- nm - mafic Aug 4, 08:26 3
    - they're driving what, 30mph? yeah, you should be seated. -- nm - loosilu Aug 4, 08:26 2
      - it's usually people trying to gain that extra six seconds on everyone else right as you pull up to the gate. -- nm - mafic Aug 4, 08:29 1
        
        I really wish they would show videos of what can go wrong if you ignore. - ty97 Aug 4, 08:35
  - well shoot, they even tell you not to sit the whole time so you won't get blood clots. -- nm - loosilu Aug 4, 08:26 3
    - I've never heard an airline say you can't get up. What I normally hear is. - ty97 Aug 4, 08:28 2
      - I know I have read advice in the inflight magazine that says to walk around. -- nm - loosilu Aug 4, 08:30 1
        
        Right. They don't require you to stay seated at all times throughout the flight. - ty97 Aug 4, 08:40
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    - And that's a personal choice. Airline warns you, you choose to ignore. - ty97 Aug 4, 08:26 6
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        oh, I know - ty97 Aug 4, 08:29 4
        
        Look, I know I have responsibility if I choose to stand up. -- nm - loosilu Aug 4, 08:34
        
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        right. I could just see them angling as "no announcement, or not enough announcements were made" - ty97 Aug 4, 08:38

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