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So I ask myself: What's the quickest, most reckless way to lose weight?

Posted by Mop (236 lbs) (aka rburriel) Aug 10 '09, 09:20

And while following Stan Lee's course and shaving off bits of me for auction sounds appealing, full out starvation seems less... bloody (if less lucrative). Let's see how long I can pull this off before I surrender to my cravings.

Mop

Responses:

A steady diet of crack -- nm - con_carne Aug 10, 10:11
don't eat -- nm - Danedukenuuk Aug 10, 10:09
Grapefruit Diet! -- nm - Beaker Aug 10, 09:51
Today I'm back on the diet. I've regained nearly all of the 20 lbs I lost previously. -- nm - Fuzzy Aug 10, 09:43
Mono, best diet ever! -- nm - ceregon Aug 10, 09:41 5
- I lost a ton when I had mono. Unfortunately I felt like absolute shit for months. -- nm - loosilu Aug 10, 09:50
- [deleted] 3
  - Tell that to Romy & Michelle -- nm - ceregon Aug 10, 09:52
  - All the "protein shakes?" -- nm - Cuzzin Todd Aug 10, 09:47 1
    - [deleted]
Salmonella poisoning - guaranteed to take the pounds off -- nm - decline Aug 10, 09:28
tape worm? bulemia? -- nm - Jim Aug 10, 09:21 22
- I was thinking of binging and purging. I've got the binging down fine, but I don't have the courage to purge. -- nm - Mop (236 lbs) Aug 10, 09:22 21
  - don't start that, it's bad news. -- nm - loosilu Aug 10, 09:24
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  - What weight are you? -- nm - Loyola Aug 10, 09:23 15
    - lbs = pounds. So Mop is 236 pounds - ty97 Aug 10, 09:25 2
      - hmmmm... I like kgs better I think. -- nm - Cuzzin Todd Aug 10, 09:26 1
        
        I'm tempted to poll weight in kgs -- nm - ty97 Aug 10, 09:27
    - seriously? -- nm - Jim Aug 10, 09:23 11
      - Sure. Maybe he's not so overweight as to warrant f -- nm - Loyola Aug 10, 09:25 6
        
        ollowing extreme weight loss programs. -- nm - Loyola Aug 10, 09:26 5
        
        No one is overweight enough to warrant crash diets. - ty97 Aug 10, 09:26 1
        
        yup. -- nm - Callisto Aug 10, 09:34
        
        look closely at his ST nickname. -- nm - loosilu Aug 10, 09:26 2
        
        *oh* I feel thick now. -- nm - Loyola Aug 10, 09:28 1
        
        get your hands off Mops hips! -- nm - ty97 Aug 10, 09:32
      - Thank you! -- nm - Mop (236 lbs) Aug 10, 09:24
      - Loyola probably thinks in metric. - Beryllium Aug 10, 09:24 2
        
        Stones. 16.9 stones. -- nm - Mop (236 lbs) Aug 10, 09:27 1
        
        Yeah I go by stones. It's not the worst. Run. -- nm - Loyola Aug 10, 09:28
  - purging is lame. Just use smaller utensils, and pretend to binge. -- nm - Beryllium Aug 10, 09:23 2
    - Then he'll just feel like a giant with a tiny plate of food. -- nm - pmb Aug 10, 09:24 1
      - then he can pose for sad-face photos, make a fortune, and use the money to hire Richard Simmons -- nm - Beryllium Aug 10, 09:24
amputate. -- nm - loosilu Aug 10, 09:21 1
- This was going to be my response but it was already taken. -- nm - Cuzzin Todd Aug 10, 09:24

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