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The origin of Heidi's "30 orgasm a day" comment via an unaired episode of The Hills:

Spencer: "OH YEAH BABY! I am a sex GOD!"

Heidi: "yawn, yeah baby...do me".

Spencer rolls off

Spencer: "whoa, was that good for you baby, you must have orgasmed 20-30 times!"

Hedi: "I did?"

Spencer: "sure money...I mean honey, I am a sex God and knew that you were getting what you needed"

Heidi: "wow, you must be...why couldn't I feel anything?"

Spencer: "oh you felt it, your mind just blocked out my 12 inch dick cause it felt too good"

pause

Heidi: "12 inches?"

Spencer: "you know it"

Heidi: "baby I measured your penis and it was 4 inches..."

Spencer: "no money...I mean honey, you measured it wrong. You start at the ass and go to the bellybutton."

Heidi: "really?"

Spencer: "sure, that's metric"

Heidi: "oh baby I love your 12 inch dick and my 30 orgassm a day!"

Spencer: "you are very lucky money...I mean honey to have a man like me".


Yes I have too much time on my hands.


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