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In response to "There was a Welcome mat in front of my door this morning. I'm worried someone is marking my apartment to murder me. -- nm" by Dano

put welcome mats at your neighbors' doors to confuse the hit man.

Posted by Max Aug 18 '09, 10:23

at the worst you all get a mass grave.

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What if it turns out that I know the hit man and then someone hires me to kill him? -- nm - Dano Aug 18, 10:26 10
- then you sign up for a screenplay class! -- nm - Max Aug 18, 10:27 8
  - OMG - Max, you're the hit man! -- nm - Dano Aug 18, 10:29 7
    - this reminds me of a moral discussion my college friend and I used to go over. - Max Aug 18, 10:33 5
      - "How you doing, buddy? Long time no see. I ain't doing it. You want to off yourself now or violate the terms of the deal you set forth?" -- nm - Will Hunting Aug 18, 10:45
      - Like this? -- (link) - Dano Aug 18, 10:41 [youtube]
      - But that would violate the "not deserving of death" clause. (nm) - musubi Aug 18, 10:35 2
        
        doing you first will make me a national hero. -- nm - Max Aug 18, 10:36 1
        
        You only wish you could "do me". (nm) - musubi Aug 18, 10:47
    - ptshoo ptshoo. -- nm - Max Aug 18, 10:29
- Trace recent welcome mat purchases at local home furnishing stores. Duh. (nm) - musubi Aug 18, 10:27

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