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I just fainted while trying to remove a big splinter from my finger.
Posted by
ReluctantCynic (aka ReluctantCynic)
Nov 7 '08, 11:54
I think I better go to the emergency clinic.
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My brother has a great story about a teacher cutting up a pig and sliced his hand. Thought there was pig guts in the wound, grabbed, and *pulled*
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Max
Nov 7, 11:59
next time you put your dick in a hole in the wall make sure the edges are smoothed! -- nm
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Beaker
Nov 7, 11:58
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unless it is really a 2X4, this is the only way I can see fainting from a splinter...
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Beaker
Nov 7, 12:01
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I almost fainted thinking about it. -- nm
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JaxSean
Nov 7, 12:02
How big was it a 2x4? -- nm
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amoxy
Nov 7, 11:56
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Oh! Good idea! I'll measure it. -- nm
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ReluctantCynic
Nov 7, 11:58
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and measure how much blood you've lost -- nm
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M
Nov 7, 11:59
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That's easy -- about half a shot. And the splinter measures ...
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ReluctantCynic
Nov 7, 12:01
I don't remember that being the proper method. You should watch "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" again -- nm
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oblique
Nov 7, 11:56
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If I was a real man, I'd just put duct tape over it and have a shot of whiskey or two. -- nm
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ReluctantCynic
Nov 7, 12:03
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