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The last time I got a splinter I had to go to the ER...

Posted by Mel Profit (aka Mel Profit) Nov 7 '08, 12:11

I was visiting my mother and sister a few years ago and decided to chase my sister's cat down the hall.

We, the cat and I, raced down the hall until we got to the master bedroom when the cat made a quick left turn and hauled ass into the bedroom while your Mel...crashed into the partially open door. Somehow I raked my hand down the door and got a splinter under my fingernail. We tried for awhile to get it out but it was right under the nail.

I ended up having to go to the ER...and explain each time what I did and...how.

I swear they like you to tell stupid stories several times to each person who works there. I probably told it to the Patient Care Coordinator and didn't know it.

I hated that cat.

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yes - because the cat, of course, forced you to chase him. -- nm - Diva Nov 7, 12:18 1
- of course. Cats are evil like that. It's what makes them so adorable. -- nm - znufrii Nov 7, 12:22
I was sure this involved a bannister. -- nm - loosilu Nov 7, 12:14 3
- that would have been less embarrasing. -- nm - Mel Profit Nov 7, 12:16 2
  - *plots further acts of pain against Mel* -- nm - Cat Nov 7, 12:17 1
    - still funny -- (link) - M Nov 7, 12:24

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