The GOP rebuttal
Posted by
BB (aka jbuffett)
Sep 8 '09, 07:42
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GOP approved alternative to Kenyan Hussien Obama's indoctrination speech, for Parents who love their children and America and hate tyranny and Government interference with their lives.
by Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal
Good afternoon, parents and children of America. I am here to inform you at the beginning of this school year that your schools are larded with wasteful Government spending.
Therefore, once the illegal immigrant Hussein Obama has been deported or defeated in the upcoming 2012 elections the Republican party has decided to close all of your schools and privitize the Education sector of the economy. All schools will then be operated by School Corporation, a subsidiary of News Corporation, which will be administering to all of your future educational needs as stated by the nation of Texastan's Board of Edumacation.
In the future, once these plans are enacted, your children will be required to provide their own pencils, paper, text books, desks, nurses, school buses and electricity generators, all of which can be easily purchased at the new Haliburton Corporation convenience store which will be located next to the new Monsanto Corporation Lunch room facility, gymnasium and occupational education center.
At the request of parents like you and children all across America, the Republican party and Fox News has created the following educational video to explain how the new Republican sponsored War on Smart Stuff will benefit you and future generations for years to come.
We insist that you watch the video we have included in this special address for the sake of your children and the safety of our country, which is constantly under the threat of terrorists who are enabled by Democrats who refuse to torture, invade countries or allow the CIA to do it's job, whatever that may be.
We hope you enjoy the video and share it with your children, neighbors, church congregations and pets.
God Bless the United States of America, and God Bless the Sovereign Nation of Texastan.
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