This is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. THIS IS THE THREAT DOWN!!!
Posted by
Qale (aka Qale)
Nov 8 '08, 10:49
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Threat number 5: Fees!
Banks love 'em. Free checking, transfer money from checking to savings automatically, oh and enjoy your huge ass fee if you overdraw your account. How am I supposed to pay you another 39 dollars when I didn't have any money to begin with?
Threat number 4: Fees!!
Paypal and Ebay are owned by the same company. Buyers surf both sites fee free, but if you wanna sell something enjoy paying Ebay for a listing fee and Paypal for an accepting Paypal fee. And good luck trying to sell anything without taking Paypal!
Threat number 3: Spam!
In an effort to reduce the number of spam messages Comcast lets computers decide if messages are legit or not. They'll shut down your email if they decide your computer's been compromised and zombified sending out mass invitations to even legitimate groups.
Threat number 2: Spam-a-lot!!
Apparently there is no one who actually purchases such tickets for the musical for themselves. No, magically they appear in people's possessions and people just decide to go on a whim. Eerie!
And finally, The number 1 threat to Slackertalk: ....
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BEARS!!!
With a run-off election almost assured for Georgia, a certain poster we cannot name will very likely be sent to campaign for challenger Jim Martin. It's been quite sometime since a bear of this ferocity has been spotted in Dixie. I can only hope that Georgia doesn't show this souless killing machine its characteristic Southern Hospitality.
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