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"I know a chap who took his girlfriend of several years to Paris. She was desperate to get married, and he knew it. So he wined and dined her,

Posted by Hotkiss (aka hotkiss7348) Sep 11 '09, 09:25

whispered sweet nothings, then marched her to the top of the Eiffel Tower. There, he dropped to one knee and she took a very deep breath. He tied his shoelace and marched her back down again, smirking. Such was her sense of anticipation, she burst into tears and only then, next to the hot-dog stand, did he ask for her hand in marriage."

hee awesome

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So I guess I'm the only one who thinks this woman needs to get over herself for getting so worked up over such an ultimately frivolous thing? - con_carne Sep 11, 09:47 3
- She got all worked up because she thought he would propose but then didn't. - Inigo Sep 11, 09:52 1
  - Yes, it had nothing to do with the location. -- nm - lileve Sep 11, 09:58
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Hey, I wrapped up a Taco Bell sauce packet and gave it to my (eventual) wife when I proposed. - Dr.Vermin Sep 11, 09:39 1
- I'm assuming you didn't go "Oh, you thought I was proposing? PSYCHE!" -- nm - Reagen Sep 11, 09:44
she then went back up to the top of the tower and dropped the ring on his head. -- nm - Reagen Sep 11, 09:29
S/M games in public - nice -- nm - Danedukenuuk Sep 11, 09:28
You call that awesome? I call it horrible. -- nm - Spawn Sep 11, 09:27 40
- without knowing any more details, I can see it going both ways. -- nm - znufrii Sep 11, 09:32 15
  - Waiting for her to burst into tears? No. -- nm - Spawn Sep 11, 09:34 14
    - I wouldn't suggest this approach for everyone. -- nm - znufrii Sep 11, 09:35 13
      - Making a girl cry and then proposing is never right. - Spawn Sep 11, 09:36 11
        
        shows how much you know. -- nm - znufrii Sep 11, 09:40 10
        
        I think this exchange might be a good indication of why you are no longer married. -- nm - TWuG Sep 11, 09:44 8
        
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        A technically that will soon be remedied. -- nm - znufrii Sep 11, 09:49 3
        
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        that's precisely what it is. - znufrii Sep 11, 09:54 1
        
        Uh, no. -- nm - Spawn Sep 11, 09:59
        
        L5! -- nm - Spawn Sep 11, 09:47
        
        Spawn and I were never married. -- nm - znufrii Sep 11, 09:45 1
        
        I never proposed. -- nm - Spawn Sep 11, 09:46
        
        Okay znu, I will leave it at that. -- nm - Spawn Sep 11, 09:42
      - well if it is his 5th or so marriage one could excuse it a bit but else? -- nm - Danedukenuuk Sep 11, 09:36
- Yeah, proposing is such a big deal. You don't tease people with it. -- nm - Inigo Sep 11, 09:32
- I bet they had a good laugh about it afterwards -- nm - Hotkiss Sep 11, 09:29 22
  - i bet when she wants the divorce he won't see it comming -- nm - Danedukenuuk Sep 11, 09:31 2
    - heh I can see it now. she blindfolds him, leads him into their bedroom where she pulls the blindfold off and he is met by 3 naked, oily women ... - Beaker Sep 11, 09:33 1
      - "Dear Prudence..." -- nm - BB Sep 11, 09:35
  - oh I bet not - Epiphany Sep 11, 09:30 17
    - Proposing on top of the tower is cliche. This approach is original, and therefore much more special. - con_carne Sep 11, 09:34 4
      - heh - you know what's creative? completing a mini replica of the tower inside your bedroom and then proposing there in perfect french - Epiphany Sep 11, 09:37 3
        
        Or constantly referring to your penis as the Eiffel tower and constantly telling her to get on her knees so you can propose to her under it. -- nm - pmb Sep 11, 09:39 1
        
        "All that and more next time on Confessions of a Monocle!" -- nm - Inigo Sep 11, 09:41
        
        ... in your pants. -- nm - Spawn Sep 11, 09:38
    - Well, we all know hotkiss has a lot to learn. -- nm - Spawn Sep 11, 09:31 10
      - He ended up proposing in the end! -- nm - Hotkiss Sep 11, 09:32 9
        
        I'd have said no - and then f*cked his doorman ( my gawd maybe even the 1st non gay Parisan on the tower platform I could find) - Epiphany Sep 11, 09:35 2
        
        "Dammit, this is taking a long time" -- nm - Reagen Sep 11, 09:36 1
        
        LOL! - Epiphany Sep 11, 09:38
        
        She should have said no, then two months said "just kidding". Oh, the hilarity. -- nm - Inigo Sep 11, 09:34 3
        
        "No. I have been sleeping with your brother." -- nm - Spawn Sep 11, 09:34 2
        
        "we shared some vodka and I've been prancing around in my bikini in front of him for months" -- nm - Beaker Sep 11, 09:35 1
        
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        she should have said no not now i have a headache -- nm - Danedukenuuk Sep 11, 09:33
        
        but did she accept? -- nm - znufrii Sep 11, 09:33
    - *ding* -- nm - Beaker Sep 11, 09:30
  - yeah, everyone loves a good mindfvck -- nm - Beaker Sep 11, 09:30
...then she killed him. -- nm - Beaker Sep 11, 09:26 2
- In Bruges 2: In "Paree" -- nm - Beryllium Sep 11, 09:29
- ...and was acquited -- nm - Beaker Sep 11, 09:27

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