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In response to "Paranormal Pets Wanted -- (link)" by CovingtonCat

How silly. Everyone knows that cats are paranormal. They exist in "cat time" and easily move in "cat space".

They walk through walls and will tell you secrets if you aren't totally stupid or annoy them. You know when they're lying in the sphinx position and their eyes are half closed? They're monitoring numerous worlds at the same time then.

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