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from bb: i am *so* looking forward to "where the wild things are" ... - b! Sep 24, 23:39 1
- let the wild rumpus begin! - captain assface Sep 24, 23:53
so ... still waiting for the guests to arrive. -- nm - Beryllium Sep 24, 23:27 3
- keep in mind, most people know what they are supposed to do, weddings seem to have a life of their own and you are being swept along for the ride -- nm - zeitgeist Sep 25, 00:17
- late night, early morning ... followed by a semi-late night (and no sleep, I'm sure), and another early morning - Beryllium Sep 24, 23:27 1
  - stay strong! - b! Sep 24, 23:41
Thinking of meeting someone from "The Internet"? Be careful! It could be ... Cthulhu! -- (link) - Beryllium Sep 24, 23:19
Orton to Stokely, Tecmoized -- (link) - Reagen Sep 24, 23:18 [youtube]
What I have learned tonight: this board is full of sluts. -- nm - David Sep 24, 23:13 6
- yet, strangely enough, you ain't getting none -- nm - zeitgeist Sep 24, 23:21
- good timing, b! -- nm - b! Sep 24, 23:19 1
  - notsogoodtiming, b! -- nm - b! Sep 24, 23:48
- and a hero or two -- nm - captain assface Sep 24, 23:17
- Et tu, Mr. "Always on the First Date"? -- nm - Reagen Sep 24, 23:17 1
  - Hey, I didn't finger-wag about it, just pointed out a slut-fact. -- nm - David Sep 24, 23:24
Paranormal Activity (B+) - Danonormal Activity Sep 24, 23:05 3
- Oh, and if you want see it go to the site and Demand It. They really are using that to help shape the release pattern. -- (link) - Danonormal Activity Sep 24, 23:09 2
  - And I could see it taking off to an extent at the box office. The audience loved it. -- nm - Dano Sep 24, 23:19 1
    - are they targeting halloween? -- nm - captain assface Sep 24, 23:27
Ok FlashForward....you've sucked me in. - Stephen Sep 24, 22:36 2
- You missed our conversation about condoms. -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 22:39 1
  - uh....shucks? - Stephen Sep 24, 23:28
Hotkiss: Date details - MDH Sep 24, 22:02 15
- That's awesome that you stuck up for yourself. No need to hassle and settle. - Hotkiss Sep 24, 22:10 12
  - Um if he tried to use the whole "when else can we do this" line he's a joke - MDH Sep 24, 22:18 11
    - I wondered that when we were on the roof. "Does he have a condom on him? Wait, why would he? Oh shit" -- nm - Hotkiss Sep 24, 22:24 9
      - I knew guys who sketchily had condoms on them all the time, I'm like really? - MDH Sep 24, 22:28 4
        
        condoms remind me of college and the boys in the dorms.... -- nm - Stacy Sep 24, 22:42
        
        It's that and the body heat over time that breaks them down. - Redmond Sep 24, 22:32 1
        
        This goes below... -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 22:34
        
        I thought it was not suggested to keep them in a wallet due to possible holes from rubbing -- nm - Hotkiss Sep 24, 22:30
      - I keep them in my car, house, etc. Not having one when you get the green light stinks! - Redmond Sep 24, 22:28 1
        
        Under my bed is it for me (note: don't have my car in the city) -- nm - MDH Sep 24, 22:29
      - Boy Scout Motto! -- nm - psilotum Sep 24, 22:25
      - (oops, response to wiggie down there) -- nm - Hotkiss Sep 24, 22:24
    - "I was going to use a condom, but then I figured: 'Hey, when am I ever going to be in Haiti again?'" nm - ralph wiggum Sep 24, 22:21
- heh heh heh - JaxSean Sep 24, 22:06
- The date was with you? -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 22:04
i didn't like the previews for modern family and watching the pilot is doing nothing to change my opinion - captain assface Sep 24, 21:58 22
- I think you're more of a "corporal assface," really. or "midshipman assface." - ReluctantCynic Sep 24, 22:11 18
  - Admiral? Admiral Assface? -- nm - Khan Sep 24, 22:18
  - "captain shamuface" -- nm - Beryllium Sep 24, 22:17
  - how about a court martial? - 'lia Sep 24, 22:15 13
    - didn't you see "Band of Brothers"? when you are promoted on the battlefield to a commission, you can't turn it down -- nm - captain assface Sep 24, 22:20 12
      - doesn't exclude you from the possibility of court martial - 'lia Sep 24, 22:22 11
        
        You want Pixie on that wall. You need Pixie on that wall!! -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 22:24 4
        
        stop, it's making me ill - 'lia Sep 24, 22:27 3
        
        Maybe he's CRT -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 22:33 2
        
        SRT is highly unlikely - 'lia Sep 24, 22:36 1
        
        oops CRT is a monitor. SRT -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 22:37
        
        *prepares assfaced nuremberg defense* -- nm - captain assface Sep 24, 22:24 5
        
        *cues peter gabriel's "milgram's 37" * -- nm - 'lia Sep 24, 22:30 4
        
        no you're supposed to play "in your eyes" when you hold the boombox up outside my window like that -- nm - captain assface Sep 24, 22:33 3
        
        the cardboard box has windows? - 'lia Sep 24, 22:46
        
        I figured out your dating problem. You think you are the woman. -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 22:33 1
        
        nah - captain assface Sep 24, 22:35
  - hey, i just take my rank as general wiggum bestows is -- nm - captain assface Sep 24, 22:12 1
    - *it* -- nm - captain assface Sep 24, 22:12
- There were 3 or 4 hilarious lines that weren't in the commercials. We season pass'd it for now. - JaxSean Sep 24, 22:04 1
  - they talk like people doing an improv version of real people -- nm - captain assface Sep 24, 22:10
- I made it 7 minutes then turned the channel to Bear Grylls -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 22:00
Tim "Big Russ" Russert has died at 85. :( -- (link) - Tim Sep 24, 21:54 3
- That sucks. -- nm - JaxSean Sep 24, 22:05
- Sad for the family. -- nm - MDH Sep 24, 22:03
- i thought he was already dead. -- nm - Hotkiss Sep 24, 21:55
Ok, sink slow-drained and the leak stopped ... ruined a bunch of stuff, thought. Hopefully not the hair dryer and flattener. - Beryllium (iPhone) Sep 24, 21:48 10
- On a normal night this post would be one of the more interesting posts on the board. - Redmond Sep 24, 21:50 9
  - We have guests arriving in two hours. -- nm - Beryllium (iPhone) Sep 24, 21:50 8
    - Naked guests? -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 21:53
    - Having a rehersal type dinner tomorrow? -- nm - eag Sep 24, 21:52 1
      - Bbq, yes -- nm - Beryllium (iPhone) Sep 24, 21:55
    - *checks watch* -- nm - shamu Sep 24, 21:51 4
      - Uh huh. Three hour drive, and they still hadn't left at nine pm ... -- nm - Beryllium (iPhone) Sep 24, 21:53 3
        
        ( we get up at 6 tomorrow to catch the early ferry) -- nm - Beryllium (iPhone) Sep 24, 21:59 2
        
        Heck, you could just about have them meet you at the dock. They can nap in the car for a couple of hours :) -- nm - MojaveMeg Sep 24, 22:02 1
        
        Indeed. Might have to put stuff in their car, though -- nm - Beryllium (iPhone) Sep 24, 22:04
i don't even like beyonce and i loved Glee this week - shamu Sep 24, 21:45
For Immedate Release: Contact ty97 - ty97's press release Sep 24, 21:37
nmbRC - Hotkiss Sep 24, 21:34 3
- nmbHK - ReluctantCynic Sep 24, 21:50 2
  - spoilers - Redmond Sep 24, 21:54
  - suh-weet, i'll be around! -- nm - Hotkiss Sep 24, 21:52
i think "friends with benefits, but more than just benefits" is called going out -- nm - shamu Sep 24, 21:32 5
- Yeah and "friends with benefits" is usually just one person wanting a relationship and one person wanting "I'll call you when I need attention/sex" nm - ralph wiggum Sep 24, 21:46 3
  - except for my fling this summer! that was perfect. -- nm - Hotkiss Sep 24, 21:51 1
    - that's very rare, cherish it's memory - 'lia Sep 24, 22:17
  - And it just all comes crashing down when one of the involved parties meets someone else. -- nm - Tim Sep 24, 21:50
- Or in Mackenzie Phillips case its "parents with benefits" -- nm - eag Sep 24, 21:40
You really suck at life if you're a creep but can't even be smooth and convincing about it. If you're going to manipulate, do it well! -- nm - Hotkiss Sep 24, 21:32 43
- so rather than them being direct in what they want, you want them to be coy, sly, and manipulative? -- nm - Max Sep 24, 21:38 36
  - Being direct is what people way older than HK do. - con_carne Sep 24, 21:43 24
    - oh stop, it's not just limited to older people - 'lia Sep 24, 21:46 18
      - "Bad date?" - con_carne Sep 24, 21:52 9
        
        *sigh* - 'lia Sep 24, 21:57 8
        
        Guys have to worry about being falsely accused by a vengeful woman. - Redmond Sep 24, 22:01 7
        
        Hey you there in the friend zone, question. - Hotkiss Sep 24, 22:04 6
        
        Here is the deal. I think I am the exception to the rule. - Redmond Sep 24, 22:16 4
        
        The dude and I had a talk and I thought we were on the same page until he got really down after I took him to that wedding and he realized I meant - Hotkiss Sep 24, 22:26 3
        
        I took that woman water-skiing thinking maybe just maybe. - Redmond Sep 24, 22:30
        
        you took a guy in the friend zone to a wedding?! i think that violates several international conventions and treaties -- nm - captain assface Sep 24, 22:28 1
        
        As well documented on some BBs earlier in the week, I didn't know it was such a big datey deal! I thought it was totally legit! -- nm - Hotkiss Sep 24, 22:31
        
        yes it sucks to be in the zone but if he knows he's in the zone and continues to hang out with you knowing that, it's all on him - captain assface Sep 24, 22:12
      - And spend a little quality time with Rosie Palmer. -- nm - Fuzzy Sep 24, 21:47 7
        
        Who do women spend time with. Hagan Daas? Buzzy Buzzer? -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 21:49 6
        
        "tight little purse" -- nm - dead inigo walking Sep 24, 21:50 4
        
        You think you're getting him in trouble, but in fact I'm giving you the stink eye for bringing this to B1. nm - ralph wiggum Sep 24, 21:53 3
        
        Woah, why would I be in trouble. I didn't post that on B2. -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 21:55 1
        
        Only Captain Assface is in trouble. nm - ralph wiggum Sep 24, 21:56
        
        crap -- nm - shamu Sep 24, 21:55
        
        we move on, life's too short - 'lia Sep 24, 21:50
    - but she was direct in what she wanted. he was direct in what he wanted. incompatible, sure, but somehow he's the one who's the creep? -- nm - Max Sep 24, 21:44 4
      - There's being direct, and then there's being a borderline rapist -- nm - con_carne Sep 24, 21:49
      - of course he's the creep - 'lia Sep 24, 21:49 1 1
        
        *high five!* - Hotkiss Sep 24, 21:50
      - Yes -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 21:45
  - It's a game of chess. He basically threw the board up in the air and claimed "I win!" - Redmond Sep 24, 21:39 10
    - see this is where i go wrong. when i imitate Josha and tell her "Greetings Professor Falken. How about a nice game of chess?" -- nm - shamu Sep 24, 21:41 1
      - What's wrong with that? -- nm - Stephen Hawking Sep 24, 21:42
    - by that notion then, what's smooth about directly saying "I want not this but this plus that, but not all that."? -- nm - Max Sep 24, 21:40 4
      - ...and a bag of chips. -- nm - Cuzzin Todd Sep 24, 21:42
      - Deciphering what women SAY from what they MEAN is all part of the game. -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 21:41 2
        
        But why don't they ever get that what we say is in fact exactly what we mean? -- nm - Cuzzin Todd Sep 24, 21:43 1
        
        Wouldn't that be awesome?? I dream of a world where women know this. -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 21:44
    - And tried to whip his bishop out and take her queen. -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 21:39 2
      - Would you call it a rookie mistake that he thought he could pawn being sincere so easily before she told him good knight? -- nm - Qale Sep 24, 22:37 1
        
        hee! i love this! -- nm - Hotkiss Sep 24, 22:39
- I am sure he is manipulating it right now. -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 21:34 1
  - I'm glad I didn't give him the satisfaction. I hope he's in some pain right now haha -- nm - Hotkiss Sep 24, 21:35
- where were all the drunk slutty girls with ralph's clarity of purpose when i was in high school?! -- nm - shamu Sep 24, 21:33 3
  - Well, as they say about drunk slutty chicks: The odds are good, but the goods are odd. nm - ralph wiggum Sep 24, 21:35 1
    - ka-zing! -- nm - shamu Sep 24, 21:37
  - I knew a couple, but they still wouldn't have anything to do with me. - Reagen Sep 24, 21:34
[an error occurred while processing this hot_mojavemom.bak directive] -- nm - Qale Sep 24, 21:31 1
- :-P -- nm - MojaveMeg Sep 24, 21:36
This is why the West Coast Hour is rated R -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 21:30 3
- And quickly heading toward NC-17, -- nm - ReluctantCynic Sep 24, 21:31 2
  - *gropes* -- nm - Hotkiss Sep 24, 21:32 1
    - *blushes* --nm - ReluctantCynic Sep 24, 21:39
somebody (somebody) somebody (somebody) can anybody find me somebody to love -- nm - ty97 Sep 24, 21:30 9
- You can have that gay guy I rejected. -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 21:31 8
  - *pockets the easiest $1000 he's ever made* -- nm - shamu Sep 24, 21:34
  - which one? you were breaking hearts all over the place during Big Gay Weekend -- nm - ty97 Sep 24, 21:34 1
    - Icky guy -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 21:34
  - No, I'm still not ready to date yet. -- nm - ReluctantCynic Sep 24, 21:32 4
    - HAH! I know your taste, it wouldn't be me. -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 21:33
    - too bad. I was gonna hok you up with the bartender on Eastwick -- nm - peglegpete Sep 24, 21:33 2
      - Ty wanted to hok up a bartender one night. -- nm - Redmond Sep 24, 21:53 1
        
        he was cute -- nm - ty97 Sep 24, 21:57
whips it out -- nm - shamu Sep 24, 21:28 4
- at least this one's more honest than *wags tail* -- nm - 'lia Sep 24, 21:32 1
  - sometimes a wagging tail is just a wagging tail -- nm - shamu Sep 24, 21:34
- 'Scuse you! -- nm - Tim Sep 24, 21:30
- puts a wing on it. -- nm - JaxSean Sep 24, 21:29

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