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I had a dream last night that that I was eating pizza and it featured Jim Bruer saying "jackpot" after every bite I took. - CQ Oct 2, 14:09 1
- Ugh, what a nightmare. -- nm - nubby Oct 2, 14:12
"I really want this item, but my problem is I have no idea whether it's real!" -- nm - Pawn Star Rick, every damn episode Oct 2, 14:07 1
- better call in an expert -- nm - zeitgeist Oct 2, 14:34
mmm. the lasagna is in the oven -- nm - prayformojo, Xynast Oct 2, 14:04 1
- Pregnant again? - amoxy Oct 2, 14:09
Oh man this is so funny I have to tell ye. Where I am we're in an election like footing at the moment because we have to vote in a referendum on - Loyola Oct 2, 14:03 2
- If I ever leave AK, I want to live near you. - Dr.Vermin Oct 2, 14:12 1
  - Heh, yeah I guess it is nice enough. -- nm - Loyola Oct 2, 14:15
I had a tounge Taco at lunch today - amoxy Oct 2, 14:02 4
- Mmmm...I do like to tongue a taco from time to time. -- nm - Jim Oct 2, 14:07
- (figured this was a euphemism for making out) -- nm - shamu Oct 2, 14:05 2
  - Well, I was out to lunch with my Pastor...Take it for what you will -- nm - amoxy Oct 2, 14:08 1
    - if you saysose -- nm - zeitgeist Oct 2, 14:35
One of my coworkers is wearing a bright yellow shirt for our Livestrong event today. I told him to draw some black stripes on it... - Dr.Vermin Oct 2, 14:01 1
- I was thinking more "draw some zig zags. be charlie brown!" -- nm - amanda Oct 2, 14:03
I need a project to do this weekend. Come on ST, let me know what to do? suggestions? -- nm - CQ Oct 2, 13:59 3
- get crack a lackin on that baby's room -- nm - shamu Oct 2, 14:10
- Learn a song on guitar -- nm - con_carne Oct 2, 14:02
- Clean up my back yard -- nm - amoxy Oct 2, 14:02
About the Red: We use it to film TV ads in 4K all the time, but I doubt it will be shown on a consumer TV anytime soon - Guigue Oct 2, 13:58
do people actually know their ring sizes? I mean, really? (is it weird that I don't know mine?) - amanda Oct 2, 13:56 13
- I do now. -- nm - pmb Oct 2, 14:07
- I have pudgy fingers -- nm - amoxy Oct 2, 14:03 1
  - (ann called me "piggy fingers" when we were kids. I feel your pain.) -- nm - amanda Oct 2, 14:14
- only because I had to find out last fall. -- nm - Reagen Oct 2, 14:02
- The old fashioned way to determine your ring size is by mouth. I'll show you. -- nm - asshat Oct 2, 13:59
- I have no idea what my ring size is either and I need a new wedding band -- nm - CQ Oct 2, 13:57 6
  - so we have to ring a grown up or something? so inefficent. I just want this ring I want and I want it now. can I guess? - amanda Oct 2, 14:00 5
    - You can use a ring-sizer (link) but for an accurate measurement, you should get it done at a jewellers -- (link) - Roger More Oct 2, 14:03 3
      - no printer!! bah! *this* is what keeps me from buying rings on ebay from the airport. thank the gods, really. -- nm - amanda Oct 2, 14:05 2
        
        a penny is roughly equivalent to a size 9, if that helps. -- nm - Reagen Oct 2, 14:06 1
        
        I *love* you for helping me waste money. I kiss you! (shouldn't you be discouraging me??) -- nm - amanda Oct 2, 14:11
    - just pull a number out of your asshat -- nm - CQ Oct 2, 14:02
- I do. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:57
Google will -- (link) - con_carne Oct 2, 13:51 [Image]
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- Neither one, fly to Vegas and start drinking -- nm - amoxy Oct 2, 14:09
- I always do the the more difficult jobs first. -- nm - CQ Oct 2, 13:53
- Let Project 2 melt your brain first. Then, while you do Project 1, it's be OK if you're mentally tired. -- nm - con_carne Oct 2, 13:52
- Project 2 - sounds like it might require more thought, while Project 1 you can do on the fly. -- nm - Roger More Oct 2, 13:52
The reality of government-run healthcare -- (link) - mara Oct 2, 13:45 5
- I have *no* problem with yanking that benefit from all congresmen and letting them fend for themselves. - Dr.Vermin Oct 2, 13:52 3
  - I agree that it doesn't support that argument. I think of it more as a reason they lack understanding of what real people go through. -- nm - mara Oct 2, 13:55 2
    - Fair enough! -- nm - Dr.Vermin Oct 2, 13:56 1
      - Sho'nuff! -- nm - Shogun of Harlem Oct 2, 13:59
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Teen horniness is not a crime. - nubby Oct 2, 13:41 3
- So honestly how many students hit on you? -- nm - amoxy Oct 2, 14:03 1
  - I'd estimate about - nubby Oct 2, 14:11
- Seriously. -- nm - R.Polanski Oct 2, 13:42
KARIYA!!!! -- nm - Jim Oct 2, 13:38 6
- Booo. Osgood is my star goalie right now. I want the extra points!!! -- nm - Shaun Oct 2, 13:38 5
  - He's not your star goalie today. -- nm - Jim Oct 2, 13:40 4
    - I just need the win. That's all :) -- nm - Shaun Oct 2, 13:40 3
      - Well, the Blues just scored 3 in 5 minutes to take the lead. -- nm - Jim Oct 2, 13:41 2
        
        Ouch you weren't lying. 11 of 15. That is one terrible save percentage. -- nm - Shaun Oct 2, 13:43
        
        DAMMIT! -- nm - Shaun Oct 2, 13:42
I have become so super expert at weekly business travel. the only things I ever forget are headphones (ARGH) and glasses. (what I wouldn't do to ditch - amanda Oct 2, 13:35 7
- Lasix. -- nm - pmb Oct 2, 13:39 1
  - Airports really should offer it. -- nm - Spawn Oct 2, 13:49
- do you have hot tips for future travellers? -- nm - Max Oct 2, 13:38 3
  - regular future travelers? or occasional ones? - amanda Oct 2, 13:43
  - always check who won what sporting events in the future and use that knowledge when you come back to the present -- nm - crash davis Oct 2, 13:39 1
    - to the moon, alice! -- nm - Max Oct 2, 13:41
- no backup glasses you can keep in your suitcase? -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:37
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- Listen to your heart. Then use your hand. -- nm - Sheryl Crow Oct 2, 13:45
- if you are at home, one, if you are in someone elses john, a catchers mitt full. nm -- nm - groiny Oct 2, 13:35 8
  - ...so to speak. -- nm - nubby Oct 2, 13:44
  - exactly right. do you think work pays you enough for what you do? no? use the extra squares there. - amanda Oct 2, 13:37 6
    - I never shit at home anymore. nm -- nm - groiny Oct 2, 13:38 5
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        times is tough, and cushy TP is a luxury that I can not afford. nm -- nm - groiny Oct 2, 13:42 2
        
        "Word of advice, if you get back: hoard toilet paper. Like it's made out of gold." -- nm - nubby Oct 2, 13:44 1
        
        "Why don't you wash up before the orgy?" -- nm - crash davis Oct 2, 13:46
      - L4. no, but you really should give warning before doing it on your victims -- nm - zork Oct 2, 13:40
wait, you did not just shoot some tap water up there, did you???? nm -- nm - groiny Oct 2, 13:30 23
- No I put a bit of salt in with it. I did do a bit of research. -- nm - Loyola Oct 2, 13:33
- I use tapwater with a little salt. Should I be using something else? - Dr.Vermin Oct 2, 13:32 21
  - they make a special packet of goodness. - groiny Oct 2, 13:34 5
    - it's supposed to be sea salt. I just use sea salt. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:34 4
      - The generic packets are pretty cheap and premeasured. -- nm - pmb Oct 2, 13:48 1
        
        I think either is fine if you prefer. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:49
      - they say that because it's more expensive than table salt. :) - Reagen Oct 2, 13:47 1
        
        agreed. salt is salt. that said, it's only a buck more and it lasts forever, so who cares? -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:48
  - are you still using the sports bottle? -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:33 14
    - Yup! -- nm - Dr.Vermin Oct 2, 13:40 13
      - they say not to squeeze or add any pressure other than gravity, or the water can go places it shouldn't. - loosilu Oct 2, 13:42 12
        
        'they', eh? -- nm - Dr.Vermin Oct 2, 13:43 11
        
        neti experts on the Internets. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:45 9
        
        Like you? -- nm - Dr.Vermin Oct 2, 13:53 4
        
        don't shoot the messenger. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:54 3
        
        I save my bullets for those with credibility. - Dr.Vermin Oct 2, 13:55 2
        
        sheesh, I try to warn you against horrible ear infections, and you jump all over me. - loosilu Oct 2, 13:56 1
        
        They say ear infections ward off brain cancer and prevent the flu. -- nm - Dr.Vermin Oct 2, 13:59
        
        note: I did get water in the eustachian tubes once and it was not good. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:45 3
        
        I know people who have slammed their hands in the car door. Doesn't make me think I shouldn't drive. -- nm - Dr.Vermin Oct 2, 13:54 2
        
        you fail abysmally at analogies. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:55 1
        
        You fail at nose-douching! - Dr.Vermin Oct 2, 13:58
        
        The Federated Sports Drink & Squeeze Bottle Association -- nm - Roger More Oct 2, 13:44
I just went to see the boss. Guess what happened and you win 100 loosi points. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:30 26
- just hurry up and 'fess up already, we're dying to hear! - 'lia Oct 2, 13:33 8
  - This is really annoying. I'm running out of "get fired" outfits. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:34 7
    - wear a "get laid" outfit and everything will be solved -- nm - zork Oct 2, 13:35 6
      - oh puhleez, he ain't worth it -- nm - 'lia Oct 2, 13:36 4
        
        this job? definitely not. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:37 3
        
        you work for letterman? -- nm - zeitgeist Oct 2, 14:36
        
        then why are you stressing over getting fired? I mean, really, if you hate it so much, shouldn't you be glad? - amanda Oct 2, 13:45 1
        
        because I want to know how long I can hang out and get paid. plus, regardless of outcome I am annoyed with their bullshit. - loosilu Oct 2, 13:46
      - those are my other outfits. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:36
- We'll talk Monday. -- nm - Dr.Vermin Oct 2, 13:32
- not sure. we'll talk next week some time. -- nm - zork Oct 2, 13:32 7
  - priceless -- nm - Spawn Oct 2, 13:36 3
    - my resume is already out. I am honestly, waiting to be fired so I might have a chance at UI or severance. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:36 2
      - here, being fired DQs you for UI unless you can show some sort of circumstance -- nm - zork Oct 2, 13:38 1
        
        oh, I can never remember how it works. In any case, I am actively seeking work. Just hanging around so I can keep getting paid until I find a new job. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:38
  - DING DING DING. "We'll meet Tuesday. Have a good weekend!" -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:33 2
    - then he really is a piece of cr@p - 'lia Oct 2, 13:35 1
      - that's what I keep telling y'all. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:36
- gone for the day. avoiding conflict. -- nm - amanda Oct 2, 13:32
- you are fired. -- nm - tRuMaN Oct 2, 13:32
- you sucked a dick? nm -- nm - groiny Oct 2, 13:30 2
  - that fast? she's got real hooverin' power -- nm - zork Oct 2, 13:33
  - heh -- nm - Jim Oct 2, 13:32
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  - I got nowhere near the desk. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:31 1
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you had me at hello. - groiny Oct 2, 13:28 1
- you complete me -- nm - shamu Oct 2, 13:32
this is a cute "caption this" -- (link) - shamu Oct 2, 13:25 7
- India really takes their child indoctrination seriously. Get with it America -- nm - shamu Oct 2, 13:47
- I really think we need a rewrite on this Multiplicity remake -- nm - zork Oct 2, 13:42
- One of these little dudes became President. Guess which one! -- nm - Loyola Oct 2, 13:31 1
  - Heh -- nm - con_carne Oct 2, 13:44
- the Indian version of the Backstreet Boys did not quite take off. nm -- nm - groiny Oct 2, 13:28
- The Q-Tip Halloween costumes' packaging was unclear on where to stick the pole. -- nm - con_carne Oct 2, 13:28
- The Dairy Council takes its 'Got Milk?' campaign to India. -- nm - crash davis Oct 2, 13:27
I agree with groiny that you need the actual pot. I find the sprays useless. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:23 4
- /tries to think of a marijuana joke, gives up and raids the fridge instead/ -- nm - Dr.Vermin Oct 2, 13:27 3
  - can't think and hungry? seems like you're the one with the actual pot -- nm - zork Oct 2, 13:35 1
    - I... wait, what were we just talking about? -- nm - Dr.Vermin Oct 2, 13:41
  - dude, you do not joke about the ganja. nm -- nm - groiny Oct 2, 13:29
I hate the Red Wings. nm - Jim Oct 2, 13:22 2
- try it at another time of the month. nm -- nm - groiny Oct 2, 13:29 1
  - Ok...tied up...now I don't hate them as much! -- nm - Jim Oct 2, 13:35
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- correct -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:32
- just as probable as any other combination. go ahead. -- nm - zork Oct 2, 13:27 4
  - only thing is that many others may be playing that and that would make each share worth less. -- nm - zork Oct 2, 13:27 3
    - yeah, apparently they're a pretty common combo. -- nm - Reagen Oct 2, 13:49
    - but that has no bearing on whether it gets picked, and it if does get picked, you might as well get a slice. -- nm - loosilu Oct 2, 13:40 1
      - exactly, so play another combination that is less likely to be duplicated by someone else. -- nm - zork Oct 2, 13:41
- I'm playing them. so we will have to share the winnings. -- nm - sycor Oct 2, 13:24
- Why are you using my luggage combination to play Powerball? -- nm - Roger More Oct 2, 13:23 1
  - and my passwords! -- nm - Lindsey Lohan Oct 2, 13:24
hot cokey mess -- nm - shamu Oct 2, 13:22
Did mandy just call me an asshat? -- nm - Dano Oct 2, 13:21

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