LIR - Pippy - another talking dog story........
Guy goes into a bar and tells the bartender he has a talking dog. Bartender agrees to free drinks if he can prove it.
Guy asks his dog �what�s that thing on top of a house?� �Roof, Roof�
Guy asks �what does sandpaper feel like?� �Ruff, Ruff�
Guy asks �Who was the best baseball player ever?� �Roof, Roof�
Bartender�s heard enough and tosses them both into the street. As they pick themselves up and brush off, the dog turns to the guy and asks���.
�Do you think I should have said Musial ??�