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In response to
"Can someone post the list, blocked at work. Thanks! -- nm"
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MDH
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here ya go....
Posted by
Krusty (aka Krustylu)
Oct 15 '09, 10:07
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BEST
Librarian
She'll be pretty smart about lots of random things, great at Googling and a good connection for free books. Bonus: say goodbye to those nasty overdue charges. Plus, everyone knows librarians are sexual dynamos waiting to explode. Right?
Photographer
They're almost certainly adventurous, plus they take awesome pictures when you go on trips.
Designer
I've found designers (fashion, architecture, etc.) are the best. They're creative types who have lots of interesting things to talk about and are in tune with the world around them.
Conservative Activist
My least favorite people alive and usually even more beastly looking than Michelle Bachmann, but my friends swear that a conservative's anger, hatred and sexual repression make for some of the wildest nights in the dark.
WORST
Singer/Entertainer
There may be potential perks if she makes it to the big-time, but it's statistically likely she's not very good at what she does and you'll have twice the fibbing to do in your relationship, answering not only "How does this look?" but the frequent "Did you like my show?"
Sexpert or Sex Columnist
While you might think there'll be lots of steamy nights (and days) ahead with a voracious sex writer by your side -- oh, the threesomes, oh the trips to Chili's, oh the toys galore! Alas, everything you do will wind up in the Village Voice, so if you're even remotely private-minded you're publicly screwed. Literally and figuratively.
Actresses
If women in general need a lot of attention, then these are the hoarders of the gender. They will run your ears ragged, mostly with nonsense. You never know if they're telling the truth, or just acting. It's bad enough when women know they can get their way with tears without them having the ability to cry on demand.
Strippers
It's obvious, but strippers also suck. I've found them to be emotionally messed up and financially desperate with always-lurking animosity toward men (for some reason).
Models
Do we really need to elaborate on why people that are obsessed with making money off their looks could be high maintenance and difficult to relate to? When was the last time you saw a model reading a book on the subway -- and don't count the time you saw Chl�e Sevigny with "Harry Potter."
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