WWE Bragging Rights the remainder of the matches....
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Remlik (aka remlik)
Oct 25 '09, 21:34
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Seven vs. Seven Match: TEAM RAW - DX (Co-Captains), The Big Show, Cody Rhodes, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston and Mark Henry vs. TEAM SMACKDOWN Chris Jericho (Captain), Kane, Matt Hardy, Finlay, R-Truth, David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd
We get some interesting stats about the 14-man, like the fact that Raw has 59 combined championships to SmackDown's 58. Then we see an interview with the fans. Totally staged.
DX are out first, and HBK has deigned to wear the Raw shirt around his waist. HHH is too cool for school. Oh sweet, nopt only are DX above wearing the Raw shirts, they also get their own entrance while the others come out to the Raw theme. I just noticed that the Raw guys and SD guys are comig out on opposite sides of the entrance ramp. Jericho and Kane each get individual entrances, but they at least have the shirts on. There's over 3700 pounds of beef in the ring right now. This is the same ring that collapsed uinder a superplex to Big Show from Brock Lesnar.
Cody is going to start with R-Truth. Slugfest off the bat, Truth does his stuff and hits a dropkick for 1. He charges into Cody's elbow, Cody gets a single-leg rolling takedown but Truth escapes. Cody hits the ropes and Show tags himself in. Truth ain't dumb so he tags in Kane. MAY 19TH! Kane hits some rights, avoids a Big Show charge and tries a clothesline but eats Show's shoulder. LEG DROP by Sghow gets 2. Tag to Swagger now, Kane blocks a clothesline and hits an uppercut. Tag by Kane to MATT HARDY. Hardy hits a clothesline for 2. Side Effect countered with some Swagger elbows, Hardy goes nuts with forerarms and catches a charging Swagger with a boot. Leg drop off the second by Hardy gets 2. To the floor and Hardy gets a clothesline on Swagger, Cody comes over to distract Hardy and Swagger uses that to take him to the post. Everyone comes over and we have a stare down. Back inside, Swagger gets a 2 count off a armbar takedown. Tag to Henry and we're going to re-enact the ECW title feud. Headbutt by Henry, he misses the elbow drop but is able to cut off the tag and launch Hardy to the Raw corner. Tag to HBK! They mention that HBK was on the first Raw buyt decline to namedrop Max Moon. HBK drops his head and gets kicked, Hardy tries a Side Effect...connects! Tag to Finlay who comes in blazing. Whip to HBK, he does the HBK corner bump before eating some European forearms. HBK and Finlay collide off a whip. Both men are up, SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Wait, the Hart Dynasty are in! SPRINGBOARD HART ATTACK! Smith gets the cover! 1...2...no! Jericho tags in now and he stalks HBK. He locks in a modified sleeper, HBK breaks the hold and gets a schoolboy for 2 before getting levelled by a clothesline. 2 count for Jericho. Kane tags in and hits a basement dropkick for 2. Tag to DH Smith who clamps on a chinlock. HBK fights back so Smith hits a spinning backdrop driver for 2. Scoop slam by Smith, Kidd springboards in with an elbow but misses! Tag to HHH and it's BURIAL TIME! Smith got the tag and eats a HHH knee. Clothesline! Finlay in and gets a spinebuster on top of Smith! Kidd completes the Irish sandwich as he gets spinebustered! KANE with a chokeslam! THAT'S FOR KATIE VICK, BITCH! Kidd gets the cover! 1...2...NO! Tag to Jericho, BULLDOG! Lionsault misses! Tag to Kofi! Springboard clothesline! More clotheslines! Dropkick! Boom Drop time...COUNTERED! Walls! Kofi gets the package! 1...2...no! TROUBLE IN PARADISE! 1...2...Smith breaks it up! Here comes everyone. Henry levels Smith, gets knocked to the floor, catches a crossbody from Kidd then goes down when Hardy adds his weight. Finlay hits the Finlay Roll on Rhodes! Doctor Bomb to Finlay! Boot to Swagger by Kane! Spear to Kane by Show! Kofi is up top and Show is going to launch...goozle!!! CHOKESLAM BY SHOW ON KOFI! He levels HHH with the KO Punch and walks off! Jericho covers Kofi Kingston! 1...2...3!
Winners: Team SmackDown via pinfall (Jericho on Kofi, Big Show chokeslam)
We get shots of the Army National Guard in the audience. You might not agree with the reason they are in Iraq or Afghanistan or anywhere, but God bless them and all people serving their countries. Except the bad guys.
Video package for THE rivalry.
To this guy:
some 40 year old supposedly ex-wrestler making old he-man references...is it awesome or sad? you be the judge!
then again, I'm on the internet making snarky comments about such things so "kettle, you are one righteous mofo" said the pot
Posted By: the dude (Guest) on October 25, 2009 at 08:17 PM
I'm 30.
Kofi walks backstage, Cody gets in his face for getting pinned and the flattens him.
60-Minute Iron Man Match for the WWE Title - John Cena vs. Randy Orton �
No DQs or Countouts; If Cena loses, he must leave RAW. If Orton loses, he gets no more rematches against Cena.
We're doing 30-second intervals after each pin. The champ is out first, and tonight's Randy Orton Entrance Clock is brought to you by the AK-47. When you absolutely positively have to kill every muthafucka in the room? Accept no substitutes. From "I hear voices" to the end of his music, 3 minutes 11 seconds. Orton WINS!
Cole says this is their benchmark match, and not many superstars get to compete in one. For most of the roster, I say thank God. Headlock takedown by Cena. Orton backs Cena to the corner and hits a couple of rights, then gets a headlock takedown of his own. Cena backs Orton to the ropes, leaps him a couple of times then hits a hip toss. Whip to Orton, Cena charges and misses. Cena reverses a whip and tries a bulldog but Orton blocks and sends Cena flying. Stomps by Orton now, and some measured rights. Typical Orton offense right now. Out of nowhere Cena locks in the STF and Orton taps as soon as Cena clasps his hands! Smart, avoids getting damaged.
Fall 1: John Cena via submission (STF). 1-0 Cena.
After the 30-second rest Cena charges hard and fast but Orton counters and hits a kneedrop. Stomps by Orton sends Cena to the apron, Orton suplexes him back in and gets 2. Chinlock applied by Orton, Cena fights out and hits the Throwback! Top rop rocker dropper! You can't see RKO!!! 1...2...3!
Fall 2: Randy Orton via pinfall (RKO)
Orton knocks Cena off the apron then takes the fight to the floor. He rearranges some furniture than NAILS Cena with a monitor! 1...2...no! Orton has a mic now and starts to say something, then thinks better of it and NAILS a mic shot. 1...2...no!! Cena is bleeding and the ref wants him checked? They've stopped the clock anyway. Cena shrugs off the doctor and charges Orton! He pummels him in the corner then throws him over the top! He takes Orton to the steps but Orton reverses a whip and sends Cena HARD into the steps! 1...2...no! I'm trying to remember the last time I saw Cena bleed. Orton rolls Cena back in and measures a punch to the open wound on Cena's skull. Orton measures for the RKO but Cena is having none of it! Shoulder block! Blue Thunder Bomb!!! You can't see him! Attitude Adjustment...RKO!!! BOTH MEN CONNECT! That was frigging AWESOME. Both men drape an arm over the other! 1...2...3?
Falls 3 and 4: Both men via pinfall (Attitude Adjustment/RKO). Tied 2-2.
The doctor is taking the chance to look at Cena's injury, but he still doesn't want it. He lets them do it anyway, looks like they sealed him up good. 30 seconds are up and Orton charges and misses.Cena puts Orton up top and goes up with him...SUPER ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! Wow. 1...2...3!
Fall 5: John Cena via pinfall (Super Attitude Adjustment) Cena up 3-2.
Fall 5: John Cena via pinfall (Super Attitude Adjustment) Cena up 3-2.
LEGACY! They beat down Cena past the 30-second mark. DREAM STREET connects! Orton gets the cover! 1...2...3!
Fall 6: Randy Orton via pinfall (Dream Street). Tied 3-3.
KOFI is out to chase off Legacy, and he has a chair! That works nicely. Backl in the ring, Cena takes down Orton and pounds him, but Orton slithers too the floor. Cena follows and beats him up the ramp. Orton regains control and gets a 2-count on the floor by the tech area. Orton starts ramming Cena's head into assorted objects, thankfully not iuncluding Big Show's ass. He slams it into the pyro board and pyro goes off on the stage! Greatness. Orton throws Cena into the lighting grid and sparks fly and sparks go off. 1...2...3!
Fall 7: Randy Orton via pinfall (Cena through a lighting grid). Orton up 4-3.
I hope they don't use that pyro in the finish, maybe with Cena lying on it. OH GOD Orton is playing with the board, that's EXACTLY what they're doing. Orton WAFFLES Cena with a chair a couple of times, drags Cena over a pyro hole...the ref and the pyro guy tell him not to do it! He can't get it to work! Orton mashes buttons like your mom playing Mario, and we have a huge explosion!!! It looks like Cena managed to move. Orton is pissed and lays in some shots, then beats Cena back down the ramp. Halfway down he mounts Cena and pounds on him. Back at ringside and Orton whips Cena into the steps. After almost getting blown up, that's gotta feel like a massage from a Thai woman named Lotus Petal. After she's done you can sac her for one mana of any colour. Orton picks up the steel steps and launches them into Cena's head. That's Motrin pain. 1...2...no? What's next, a stun gun? Orton starts stomping on Cena's ribs. Orton gets himself a chair and hits a line drive single to left field on Cena's back. 2 count off that attack. He rolls Cena back in, SMALL PACKAGE!!! 1...2...3!
Fall 8: John Cena via pinfall (small package). Tied 4-4.
Orton goes nuts after the pin but the ref enforces the 30-second break. What are you gonna do ref, DQ him? Orton retreats nonetheless and waits for the interval to end. He drags Cena's head out under the bottom rope, and he wants to DDT him to the floor. This will not tickle. He lets everyone think about it and the stadium has gone silent. IT CONNECTS! A collective gasp from the crowd as Cena's skull bounces off the thin mat. 1...2...3.
Fall 9: Randy Orton via pinfall (elevated DDT to the floor). Orton up 5-4.
Right after the 30 seconds Orton goes for another cover but Cena kicks out at 2. Orton rolls Cena back in and...stamps on his hand? OK, it's the Garvin Stomp. Knee drop finishes it off, 2 count only. Another 2 count after a right hand. Cena is still trying to get to his feet, only to get knocked down. But he kicks out again! No you're never going to keep him down! 21 minutes left. Orton comes off the rope with a right but Cena gets a burst of adrenaline and ducks it and hits one of his own! Orton smartly bails and Cena's energy burst subsides. Orton realises he's up and Cena has to come after him. Cena comes up the ramp after Orton, who meets him with a boot to the gut and a beatdown. Cena blocks a punch and hits one of his own, sending Orton scurrying back to the ring. He's making Cena expend energy by chasing after him. Cena gets pissed and comes down to the ring, Orton meets him coming in with more right hands. Genius here by Orton. He sets for the elevated DDT again but Cena breaks free and goes for the Attitude Adjustment! Orton elbows out and flees through the fans! Cena follows! This stalling is also allowing Cena to recover of course. The cameras catch up in time to see Cena in control, apparently due to a trash can shot. HOLY FUCK there's a manatee in the crowd. Did I mention I hate crowd brawls? All we're seeing is Orton being dragged through the fans and punched a lot. 15 minutes to go. Cena tosses Orton over the barricade and gets a 2 count. Cena drives Orton's head to the steel steps and gets 2 more. There's a dude with a bWo shirt on. Win. Cena throws Orton into the barricade a couple of times, he tries it again and Orton goes THROUGH the barricade! Cena is setting up furntiture, but apparently he wuld rather crown Orton with the steps! Instead of going for the cover, he sets up the steps by the announce table, picks Orton up from the floor to his shoulders and climbs the steps! Attitude Adjustment through the table! 1...2...3!
Fall 10: John Cena via pinfall (Attitude Adjustment through the announce table). Tied 5-5, 8:30 to go.
Cena goes for the pin right away! 1...2...2.9006! Cena is looking for plundah...
Cena! GET THE TABLE! He sets it up on the inside as Orton writhes in agony on the flotsam of the announce table. Cena dispatches Warrok and Ajax to bring back his body...well, not really. He gets Orton himself, carries him back to the ring, and puts him on the table. Cena from the top....LEGDROP GETS NOTHING BUT TABLE! Orton looks like Cook after a bourbon bender. Orton and Cena are on their knees slugging it out. They get to their feet still exchanging shots, 3 minutes left. Cena wins the exchange, ducks under an Orton shot and hits the shoulder block! Cena ducks under another shoulder and Cena wipes out the ref! RKO!!! The ref is out, here comes Little Naitch! 1...2...NO! Orton takes out Robinson, and I believe it may be third and long. Orton looks like he's hearing voices in his head. They counselled him, and now he understands. Here's the snap...Cena moves! STF! 45 seconds left and Orton is fighting! He's crawling, twisting! 30 seconds! Orton is trying anything to alleviate the pressure! HE TAPS AT 5 SECONDS!!!
Fall 11: John Cena via submission (STF) Cena up 6-5. And that'll do it!
Winner: John Cena, 6 falls to 5.
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