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friday hax chat q: boyfriend wants to take a "break" for the time he's going to be away at a bachelor party (unbreak when he gets back)

Posted by giganto (aka chris) Nov 20 '09, 11:17

Speaking of delayed adolescence: My boyfriend just asked me, with a totally straight face, whether we could take "a break" while he goes on vacation for his brother's bachelor party, and then get back together when he gets back. In other words, he wants the freedom to behave like a single person while the strippers and barhopping madness is going on. I have no idea where to begin tackling this one.

Responses:

I absolutely despise playing games, but if ever there was a scenario where it begs for her to say ok and then go sleep with another guy, this is it. -- nm - pmb Nov 20, 11:31 1
- i smell the next Jennifer Aniston-Vince Vaughn rom com! -- nm - giganto Nov 20, 11:33
i'm revising my answer. tell him 'sure.' then be sure to go out and have some fun (or just say you did) that same weekend. - Andie Nov 20, 11:28 2
- yes - I agree. Sleep with the doorman. Yours and his. -- nm - Epiphany Nov 20, 11:38
- hee hee, good answer -- nm - Beaker Nov 20, 11:30
I promise if he is already thinking about it - he's actually going to be doing those things - with or without her permission/knowledge - Epiphany Nov 20, 11:28 1
- "It's called disclosure, Dickhead..." -- nm - Mona Lisa Vito si Nov 20, 11:29
congrats. you have a boyfriend! -- nm - peglegpete Nov 20, 11:27
dude's got some balls, I'll give him that. -- nm - decline Nov 20, 11:24 1
- or a very, very small brain. -- nm - loosilu Nov 20, 11:26
"Sweetheart, let me ask you a question: would you mind catching syphillis? It's totally temporary." -- nm - TFox Nov 20, 11:23
L5! -- nm - Spawn Nov 20, 11:23
bwahahahahaaa!!!!! -- nm - znufrii Nov 20, 11:22
wow. -- nm - loosilu Nov 20, 11:21
all we guys do at Bachelor Parties is eat food. Honest! nm - Jovian Nov 20, 11:20
This relationship is on its way to being over -- nm - amoxy Nov 20, 11:20 15
- I wouldn't say so. She knows now that he wouldn't cheat on her because he'd feel too guilty about it. -- nm - Loyola Nov 20, 11:22 14
  - really? there is no way that this is what this means. my read is: "i'm totally getting some nook. can i have permission?" -- nm - TFox Nov 20, 11:24
  - the take-away for him is "don't tell her in advance" -- nm - Roger More Nov 20, 11:24
  - she also knows he thinks fidelity is negotiable. -- nm - loosilu Nov 20, 11:23 11
    - by the way, I suspect the only reason he's asking is because there will be witnesses. -- nm - loosilu Nov 20, 11:23
    - and knows that he knows well enough to negotiate instead of just cheating on her -- nm - znufrii Nov 20, 11:23 9
      - apparently not since she wrote to Hax. -- nm - loosilu Nov 20, 11:24 8
        
        just trying to see the positives in this situation. - znufrii Nov 20, 11:25 7
        
        not sure why he didn't go with the obvious - pick a fight, be broke up and make up when he gets back. - Epiphany Nov 20, 11:30 5
        
        I guess that's what he did ... but it was tyhe stupidest possible topic to choose. -- nm - loosilu Nov 20, 11:34
        
        It could be his trifling way of breaking it off beforehand without doing the actual breaking it off. - Diva Nov 20, 11:33 2
        
        ewww - I think you are right - wow - what an ass. Also I must point out - I love the use of and the word: Trifling -- nm - Epiphany Nov 20, 11:39 1
        
        it's a good one. descriptive and funny at once. -- nm - Diva Nov 20, 11:41
        
        seriously. -- nm - znufrii Nov 20, 11:33
        
        the positive: She knows how stupid he really is. -- nm - loosilu Nov 20, 11:26
"sure! i've been meaning to give Tyrone and Antwan a call anyway." -- nm - Reagen Nov 20, 11:20 1
- /like -- nm - Dr.Vermin Nov 20, 11:37
laughing. well, wow. the response is 'your boyfriend is asking permission to cheat on you. would you break up with him if he - Andie Nov 20, 11:19
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oh, and also: casino trips, happy hours, dark alleys, office parties, and doctor visits. -- nm - Max Nov 20, 11:19 2
- not to mention the local lockup. -- nm - loosilu Nov 20, 11:23
- "doctor visits" = L3 -- nm - Diva Nov 20, 11:21
"Sure, we can take a break. And then, we can keep on breakin." nm -- nm - Jim Nov 20, 11:19
As someone planning his bachelor party in Vegas next year.....Does this work? -- nm - Name Withheld By Request Nov 20, 11:18 1
- if you like being single, yes. -- nm - Beaker Nov 20, 11:19
*laughing* -- nm - TFox Nov 20, 11:18
doorman -- nm - Roger More Nov 20, 11:18 1
- i agree. she should make him f the doorman to get his weekend pass -- nm - giganto Nov 20, 11:18
dude certainly has some balls to ask that with a straight face -- nm - Beaker Nov 20, 11:17
wow. -- nm - Diva Nov 20, 11:17

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