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In response to
"Entertain me, ST, before I go jovian on some beeyotches. -- nm"
by
JaxSean
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Paddyscotsman, paddyenglishman, and paddyirishman as luck would have it, all died on Christmas Eve.
Posted by
Loyola
Nov 27 '09, 10:16
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And to get into Heaven, St.Peter says to the three of them, "right, none of you are getting into Heaven unless you produce something that represents Christmas"
So paddyenglishman takes out his lighter and says this represents Christmas candles. St. Peter lets him pass.
Paddyscotsman takes out his keys and jangles them and says these represent sleighbells. And St. Peter lets him pass.
Then paddyirishman takes out a g string and a bra and St. Peter goes; "How the fuck do they represent Christmas?"
And paddyirishman says "They're Carols"
(All I could think of)
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