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In response to
"Dr. Loosilu Fever? -- nm"
by
zork
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psst...
Posted by
zork
Dec 7 '09, 09:59
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Herb: I can't call in a podiatrist to look at a frog. It'll make me look stupid.
Les: Herb, podiatrists have to take four years of medical training.
Bailey: Oh, call him, Herb, the frog is dying. Just pick up the phone and say, "Hi, my pink frog is dying and I would like you to come up here and take a look at his feet."
Podiatrist: In medical school, all we ever did to frogs was cut them up. We never tried to save one. Let's go talk to the receptionist!
Podiatrist: Boy, people and their pets...
Johnny: You're telling me! This morning I think I'm dying, all anybody around here can think about is a pink frog. I'm a human being, you know! I suppose if my throat was throbbing and I was eating flies, I'd get a little attention! It's like in the movies, ya know? You can waste the entire Confederate army, nobody cares - hundreds of thousands of guys deader than doornails! But kill one collie, everybody collapses in grief!
Podiatrist: What's wrong with him?
Les: Schistosomiasis.
Podiatrist: Really?
Johnny: (panicked) What?
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