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In response to
"Act now and get a free WardRock(tm)! -- nm"
by
Beryllium
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By harnessing the power of quartz, it vibrates at a frequency that will distrupt spiritual emanations from the underworlds, thus ensuring safety for
Posted by
Beryllium (aka grayman)
Dec 8 '09, 13:00
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your family.
WardRock(tm) has been certified to be HEPA-friendly, and proven to protect your family from diseases* and malfeasance**.
* Side effects of WardRock can include dry mouth, frequent urination, pustules, polio, diphtheria, mexican jumping fever, headache, fatigue, demonic possession, amnesia, homicidal thoughts, and sensitive teeth. If you are taking medications, please ask your doctor about potential conflictions.
** When combined with a door lock and a 12-gauge shotgun.
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