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STIS: What are the chances that my friend is *not* pregnant? - Hotkiss Dec 13, 22:06 52
- "Are you sure it's not a food baby?" -- nm - Qale Dec 13, 22:31
- he's prob saying that bc he doesn't want there to be a baby...or hasn't gotten used to the idea -- nm - fedup Dec 13, 22:25
- odds are high that she's pregnant. sometimes there can be pain from cysts, but often not. - b! Dec 13, 22:18
- Since it's been a while since I mentioned this one: A guy in my high school was shocked to get his girlfriend pregnant. - ralph wiggum Dec 13, 22:17 18
  - My sister is still shocked that she's pregnant with twins. - loosilu Dec 13, 22:30 8
    - off topic: what do they do in countries with 1-child policies if you become preggers with twins? i mean you can't plan that... -- nm - fedup Dec 13, 22:31 7
      - that's one of the exceptions to the policy. -- nm - loosilu Dec 13, 22:34
      - nm but: -- (link) - b! Dec 13, 22:34 1
        
        thx! interesting... -- nm - fedup Dec 13, 22:37
      - I think they make you pay a fine, but I'm not sure. No idea what happens if you can't afford the fine (jail?) -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 22:32 3
        
        but they wouldn't kill one of them would they? or take one of them away for another 0 child family to have. that would be very cruel and inhumane... -- nm - fedup Dec 13, 22:33 2
        
        They shoot them into space. nm - ralph wiggum Dec 13, 22:35
        
        You can have more than one child if you have a multi birth, or if your first child dies, or is disabled. -- nm - loosilu Dec 13, 22:34
  - 'you can't get her pregnant if you do it standing up.' - reluctantcynic (en treo) Dec 13, 22:29
  - You were like a Fraiser midst a sea of Woody Boyds, weren't you. -- nm - Reagen Dec 13, 22:21 3
    - probably more like Roz. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 22:22 2
      - wiggs is so not roz - mr. squiggles Dec 13, 22:23 1
        
        Heh. More like Martin Crane. nm - ralph wiggum Dec 13, 22:34
  - wait, that doesn't protect you? eek! -- nm - b! Dec 13, 22:20
  - Were they fooling around in a hot tub? -- nm - Hotkiss Dec 13, 22:19
  - i've seen your hips. their not crooked at *all* -- nm - mr. squiggles Dec 13, 22:19
  - holy misunderstanding, batman. -- nm - mafic Dec 13, 22:18
- I'd say more likely ectopic pregnancy than ovarian cyst. - mafic Dec 13, 22:17 9
  - I'd say more likely "normal pregnancy" than any of the other choices. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 22:19 8
    - it's the "horrible cramping" part that made me think ectopic. I suppose it could just be morning sickness. -- nm - mafic Dec 13, 22:21 7
      - it made me think of miscarriage. -- nm - loosilu Dec 13, 22:29 2
        
        could be, but there likely would be other symptoms. -- nm - b! Dec 13, 22:32 1
        
        indeed. -- nm - loosilu Dec 13, 22:35
      - not even that. cramping during early pregnancy is common. - b! Dec 13, 22:24 3
        
        *nods* - 'lia Dec 13, 22:28
        
        poor, poor girl -- nm - Hotkiss Dec 13, 22:27
        
        i love being a dude -- nm - mr. squiggles Dec 13, 22:26
- wait, she made the dude take a pregnancy test? -- nm - mr. squiggles Dec 13, 22:15
- has she talked to an actual doctor? -- nm - reluctantcynic (en treo) Dec 13, 22:11
- Did they have unprotected sex in the key time frame? If so, she's pregnant. - David Dec 13, 22:09 1
  - yeah, that's great. also, about cysts, they feel like nothing unless they rupture. - loosilu Dec 13, 22:10
- Unless Matt is a doctor I think she really ought to get a professional opinion. - MojaveMeg Dec 13, 22:09 14
  - Matt is very much not a doctor. He is a certified dumbass in all senses of the word though. I think she's going to see a doctor soon. -- nm - Hotkiss Dec 13, 22:11 12
    - your friend is pregnant. - loosilu Dec 13, 22:12 11
      - What can one do while witnessing a trainwreck of epic proportions?... -- nm - Hotkiss Dec 13, 22:13 9
        
        make fun of them over the internet. -- nm - mafic Dec 13, 22:20 1
        
        use it as material for LOLcat illustrations -- nm - Hotkiss Dec 13, 22:22
        
        if you can't derail it ahead of time, stay out of the way. - reluctantcynic (en treo) Dec 13, 22:17
        
        you've come to the experts on that. - Reagen Dec 13, 22:17
        
        get out of the way. -- nm - loosilu Dec 13, 22:15 4
        
        what if you really care about the person? shouldn't you do what you can to help? or is this one of those cases where you just have to let go? (how - fedup Dec 13, 22:18 3
        
        you can only do so much. After that, they are just hurting you. -- nm - loosilu Dec 13, 22:36
        
        The girl has always been dating/sleeping with fugly ass, stupid deadbeats from MySpace since 18. - Hotkiss Dec 13, 22:21
        
        just offer support and be her friend. getting more involved is asking for trouble. -- nm - b! Dec 13, 22:21
      - on the topic of the IM ... I dunno. - Beryllium Dec 13, 22:13
  - from what I just googled, those are pretty rare. -- nm - loosilu Dec 13, 22:09
- uh, from what I understand there are not many false positives. - loosilu Dec 13, 22:08
call me stupid, but... im stongly considering another tattoo -- nm - Guy Dec 13, 21:29 37
- YES PLEASE -- nm - Hotkiss Dec 13, 22:07
- I'm sooo tempted to ask my anti-coagulation people about a tattoo - just to see what their reaction would be :) -- nm - MojaveMeg Dec 13, 21:55 7
  - You might get a couple where they don't show... -- nm - BAD Dec 13, 22:22 1
    - :-) -- nm - MojaveMeg Dec 13, 22:35
  - coumadin? - 'lia Dec 13, 22:03 2
    - Yup. Not even just a teeny tiny one? -- nm - MojaveMeg Dec 13, 22:07 1
      - maybe scare them with a temporary one? -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 22:23
  - I get giggle fits every time you mention your anticoagulation people. -- nm - loosilu Dec 13, 21:57 1
    - About my only contact with them any more is a letter telling me what a great job I'm doing, and the date of my next blood draw. -- nm - MojaveMeg Dec 13, 22:06
- Somewhere in an igloo, dignan just felt a chill and not because of the dumbass temperature where he lives. -- nm - David Dec 13, 21:54 1
  - -15F in Winterpeg. Damn, that IS a dumbass temperature. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 21:56
- You're only stupid if you go back to the same dude. -- nm - Jim Dec 13, 21:44 9
  - i will punch Cheyenne in the face if i ever see him again -- nm - Guy Dec 13, 21:48 8
    - Wow, did we know that was his name? - Reagen Dec 13, 21:51 7
      - We did. In the flame war thread, his defense was along the lines of "what would you expect from a flamboyantly homosexual man?" - David Dec 13, 21:54 6
        
        you're making that up. -- nm - Guy Dec 13, 22:34 1
        
        Uh uh. You'll recall I made a couple of posts about his comments being ones that could get him fired/sued. - David Dec 13, 22:39
        
        "Professional courtesy." -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 21:57
        
        hell, i'd punch him in the face myself for that comment. -- nm - reluctantcynic (en treo) Dec 13, 21:56 2
        
        admit it, you subconsciously draw penises in all your briefs. -- nm - mafic Dec 13, 22:03 1
        
        sometimes ... - reluctantcynic (en treo) Dec 13, 22:07
- let me guess. an oyster? -- nm - loosilu Dec 13, 21:43
- This is not dissimilar to losing your virginity to Bea Arthur, and then saying "you know? i might try that sex thing a second time." - TFox Dec 13, 21:40 1
  - yeah, he might end up with the Dame Judi Dench of Tattoos. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 21:42
- you're stupid! - mafic Dec 13, 21:40
- i know, get a lotus blossom done like georgia o'keefe -- nm - zdroid Dec 13, 21:34 2
  - i was thinking of something retro, like from pink floyd's 'the wall' - reluctantcynic (en treo) Dec 13, 21:59
  - nice -- nm - 'lia Dec 13, 21:47
- this time, redmond and i are coming with you. - reluctantcynic (en treo) Dec 13, 21:33 8
  - this one will be on my arm. i think i'll lie and tell them its my first. - Guy Dec 13, 21:41 5
    - 'no, no ... we're just here to look out for our friend.' - reluctantcynic (en treo) Dec 13, 21:54 1
      - :) -- nm - Guy Dec 13, 22:34
    - "Oh, you're THAT guy? Well ... we'll do this one Pro Bono, then." -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 21:42 2
      - or Pro Boner -- nm - Guy Dec 13, 21:43 1
        
        you know how jokes lose their funny when you explain them? - Beryllium Dec 13, 21:44
  - (to make sure the next one looks like a vagina) -- nm - mr. squiggles Dec 13, 21:39
  - *wonders how much alcohol would be consumed* - 'lia Dec 13, 21:38
SNL was 100% strikeout again this week. Depressingly poor. -- nm - TFox Dec 13, 21:28 3
- "Hot caddies! No, wait, that might be a bad idea ..." -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 21:30 2
  - The third one of those was the only remotely funny part. - TFox Dec 13, 21:32 1
    - (and Jenny Slate needs to be fired. she is unwatchably terrible.) -- nm - TFox Dec 13, 21:33
Congrats to Mel and Diva!!! -- nm - loosilu Dec 13, 21:21 1
- indeed -- nm - Guy Dec 13, 21:25
i need a new tv so i can get an xbox and start haloing too. -- nm - reluctantcynic (en treo) Dec 13, 21:20 1
- as do I. -- nm - mafic Dec 13, 21:39
Went shopping again today. All glittery red and gold......won't really work with my sweats, but.... - MojaveMeg Dec 13, 21:09 6
- new earrings? -- nm - reluctantcynic (en treo) Dec 13, 21:23 3
  - Heh, no - those still fit :) -- nm - MojaveMeg Dec 13, 21:26 2
    - yeah, but see, the proportions are all wrong now. - reluctantcynic (en treo) Dec 13, 21:29 1
      - I just remembered what the pearl booth cost me on the last Vegas trip...I think it was more than I paid for the room :/ -- nm - MojaveMeg Dec 13, 21:34
- new bikini? -- nm - loosilu Dec 13, 21:22 1
  - Maybe next year...nah, just Christmas sweaters. I gave away all my old ones. -- nm - MojaveMeg Dec 13, 21:25
Hey Bery or Truman - eag Dec 13, 21:09 1
- I haven't bothered yet. I'm getting jaded in my advanced age ... ;-) -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 21:11
Hmm. Was Rodney Harrison not in the studio? -- nm - Spawn Dec 13, 21:02
okay, now, on the positive side ... I like both of these photos, and cannot choose between them -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 20:57 10
- this one -- nm - Spawn Dec 13, 21:00
- delicious cake -- (link) - Beryllium Dec 13, 20:57 [flickr] 4
  - Hee, a little late, but *I* like this one ;) -- nm - MojaveMeg Dec 13, 21:06 1
    - biased! lol -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 21:08
  - This one -- nm - amoxy Dec 13, 21:01
  - this one. -- nm - b! Dec 13, 20:59
- camera and bricks -- (link) - Beryllium Dec 13, 20:57 [flickr] 3
  - both nice, but this one is better, imo -- nm - Guy Dec 13, 21:23
  - this one. -- nm - mafic Dec 13, 21:01
  - this one. -- nm - TFox Dec 13, 20:58
Wow. -- nm - Spawn Dec 13, 20:47 2
- New York is in meltdown mode as well. -- nm - Remlik Dec 13, 20:49
- did steve smith score another touchdown? -- nm - reluctantcynic (en treo) Dec 13, 20:49
I'm at an empass. I dislike both of these photos, and I can't decide which one to make photo-of-the-day. And both contain euphemisms. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 20:46 9
- nitpick: impasse. also: what b! and TFox said. -- nm - mafic Dec 13, 21:00 3
  - oh, oops, I was going to spellcheck that before I posted. got ahead of myself :) -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 21:01 2
    - don't they make you people take French in school? ;P -- nm - loosilu Dec 13, 21:22 1
      - yes. my teacher was named Dorian North, and he was an asshole. I didn't retain very much. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 21:24
- "Pink Sugar" cupcakes -- (link) - Beryllium Dec 13, 20:46 [flickr]
- "Milk and Sugar at the Other End" -- (link) - Beryllium Dec 13, 20:46 [flickr] 3
  - this one. -- nm - b! Dec 13, 20:47
  - this one -- nm - TFox Dec 13, 20:47 1
    - thanks :) -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 20:53
DeSon JaxSean, I'm an idiot. -- nm - the nubbyphone Dec 13, 20:42
There it is. -- nm - Spawn Dec 13, 20:39
Dear new tv: today's batch of football confirms that you complete me. -- nm - David Dec 13, 20:36 2
- Talk like that will get Redmond to email Callisto. -- nm - Spawn Dec 13, 20:38 1
  - I think Redmond like to tap dance. -- nm - Remlik Dec 13, 20:38
PSA: I plan to be Haloing by X-mas break. - Spawn Dec 13, 20:32 13
- Facebook can't be far behind now -- nm - mr. squiggles Dec 13, 20:37 6
  - yeah he would have gotten the special Arkham codes to play as Nightwing or Robin if he was on FB. -- nm - Remlik Dec 13, 20:40 2
    - After Batman, the DC character who makes for the best videogame fighter is Black Canary. - David Dec 13, 20:43 1
      - Yeah she'd be fun. Or Lady Shiva if you could play as a villian. -- nm - Remlik Dec 13, 20:44
  - Yes, it can. -- nm - Spawn Dec 13, 20:38 2
    - At this point the bub will be on facebook before you are - eag Dec 13, 20:40 1
      - That is fine. It will help him to close ass. -- nm - Spawn Dec 13, 20:41
- 2012? -- nm - amoxy Dec 13, 20:33
- Sure you do. And the release of Duke Nukem Forever will be happening around the same time. -- nm - David Dec 13, 20:33 4
  - The B:AA2 announcement settled it. - Spawn Dec 13, 20:34 3
    - oh my son, you've yet to play Bioshock. -- nm - Remlik Dec 13, 20:35 2
      - Hmm. That is on my radar. - Spawn Dec 13, 20:36
      - you liked Arkham, I really think you'd like Bioshock 1. and I think it's a greatest hit game, meaning $20. -- nm - Remlik Dec 13, 20:36

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