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In response to "STIS: What are the chances that my friend is *not* pregnant?" by Hotkiss

Since it's been a while since I mentioned this one: A guy in my high school was shocked to get his girlfriend pregnant.

Posted by ralph wiggum (aka Wiggum17) Dec 13 '09, 22:17

"This is impossible. She told me she couldn't get pregnant because she had a crooked hip!!"

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My sister is still shocked that she's pregnant with twins. - loosilu Dec 13, 22:30 8
- off topic: what do they do in countries with 1-child policies if you become preggers with twins? i mean you can't plan that... -- nm - fedup Dec 13, 22:31 7
  - that's one of the exceptions to the policy. -- nm - loosilu Dec 13, 22:34
  - nm but: -- (link) - b! Dec 13, 22:34 1
    - thx! interesting... -- nm - fedup Dec 13, 22:37
  - I think they make you pay a fine, but I'm not sure. No idea what happens if you can't afford the fine (jail?) -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 22:32 3
    - but they wouldn't kill one of them would they? or take one of them away for another 0 child family to have. that would be very cruel and inhumane... -- nm - fedup Dec 13, 22:33 2
      - They shoot them into space. nm - ralph wiggum Dec 13, 22:35
      - You can have more than one child if you have a multi birth, or if your first child dies, or is disabled. -- nm - loosilu Dec 13, 22:34
'you can't get her pregnant if you do it standing up.' - reluctantcynic (en treo) Dec 13, 22:29
You were like a Fraiser midst a sea of Woody Boyds, weren't you. -- nm - Reagen Dec 13, 22:21 3
- probably more like Roz. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 13, 22:22 2
  - wiggs is so not roz - mr. squiggles Dec 13, 22:23 1
    - Heh. More like Martin Crane. nm - ralph wiggum Dec 13, 22:34
wait, that doesn't protect you? eek! -- nm - b! Dec 13, 22:20
Were they fooling around in a hot tub? -- nm - Hotkiss Dec 13, 22:19
i've seen your hips. their not crooked at *all* -- nm - mr. squiggles Dec 13, 22:19
holy misunderstanding, batman. -- nm - mafic Dec 13, 22:18

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