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Shelley Long's guest spot on Modern Family was the awesome, huh? This is hilarious. -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 21:50
shiz! (is this like shit + zowie like ZOMG is zowie OMG?) I'm housesitting in a house without a blackberry charger and I ... - amanda Dec 23, 21:46 3
- find a mini usb plug cord, that will charge the phone, if you plug the cord into a working computer -- nm - twas the night before tRuMaN Dec 23, 21:49
- your job is piNeApPle type crazy - Pippy Bells Dec 23, 21:48 1
  - oh no no. I go on 1/11. but I get told on 12/24 where I go. PIPPY (IMPORTANT. READ) - amanda Dec 23, 21:53
Woot.com reminder: Christmas Eve / Christmas at 1:00 AM Eastern they usually put up a Bag 'o Crap. So, tomorrow night at 1 am. - JaxSanta Dec 23, 21:40 1
- thanks for the heads up -- nm - zdroid Dec 23, 21:41
Damn theiving mice! -- nm - JaxSanta Dec 23, 21:38
I'm housesitting in a house with *every channel in the world* and on demand. is this heaven? - amanda Dec 23, 21:14 18
- you're saving it for later - Danedukenuuk Dec 23, 21:52
- you're watching my house? don't drink all my booze! -- nm - dogbert Dec 23, 21:45 2
  - OMG we haven't even talked about the booze. I should totes take a photo. y'all would die from just looking at the liquorateria. -- nm - amanda Dec 23, 21:47 1
    - my new favorite word!! - Pippy Bells Dec 23, 21:49
- Are there Olives? -- nm - amoxy Dec 23, 21:31 1
  - funny you should ask. there *are.* jumbo green, stuffed with almonds. -- nm - amanda Dec 23, 21:36
- read your own post something about no internet -- nm - zdroid Dec 23, 21:20 1
  - I could ask for the internet password. I just don't want to appear too needy. -- nm - amanda Dec 23, 21:23
- This house must be a trap. - ty97 Dec 23, 21:17 5
  - it's guatemala's house. *and* he buys me dinner all the time for housesitting. he must be insane. -- nm - amanda Dec 23, 21:22
  - right? a witch is going to shove her ass into an oven. - TFox Dec 23, 21:19 3
    - better be a pretty big oven -- nm - mr. squiggles Dec 23, 21:20 2
      - so you can live in its box later? -- nm - amanda Dec 23, 21:30 1
        
        a boy can dream, can't he? - mr. squiggles Dec 23, 21:35
- your IM is completely befuddling. "here's a stack of gold labelled 'take me'. what should i do?" -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 21:15 2
  - right? next beer? I'm hanging with the SC. (I needed to explore first. I brought my own supplies and was partaking of those before I opened the fridge -- nm - amanda Dec 23, 21:19 1
    - mandatorily, it will be, yes. -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 21:20
- cause you'll shrink to the size of a mouse -- nm - mr. squiggles Dec 23, 21:15
I can't help but wonder if HP had invented their racist computers just a couple months sooner, if we would still have Better Off Ted. -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 21:12
happy holiday eve -- nm - mr. squiggles Dec 23, 21:11
I'm housesitting in a house with dark chocolate covered blueberries on the kitchen counter with a note that says "help yourself." - amanda Dec 23, 21:04 15
- Costco has dark chocolate covered pomegranate seeds. They're the bombdiggity. -- (link) - JaxSanta Dec 23, 21:09 3
  - They sell sheds. -- nm - Fiiiiiiive Cuzzin Todds Dec 23, 21:12 1
    - chocolate covered sheds?! -- nm - amandy cane Dec 23, 21:19
  - *faints dead away* - Epiphany Dec 23, 21:12
- Check the fridge. Tell me if there is some kind of rare bacon inside. thx in advance -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 21:07 9
  - like what? center cut peppered? -- nm - Epiphany Dec 23, 21:08 8
    - Some top secret bacon stolen from the Hormel Research Lab or something. -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 21:11 6
      - and then what's she supposed to do with it? -- nm - no�l nouvelet 'lia Dec 23, 21:17 5
        
        Smoke it? -- nm - JaxSanta Dec 23, 21:20
        
        Take a picture with the microfilm -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 21:20 3
        
        bacon pr0n? - no�l nouvelet 'lia Dec 23, 21:23 2
        
        my guess: it doesn't have a friend zone - Pippy Bells Dec 23, 21:47 1
        
        ew! -- nm - no�l nouvelet 'lia Dec 23, 21:50
    - soylent bacon. -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 21:11
- Don't eat the blueberries! -- nm - Willy Wonka Dec 23, 21:06
I'm housesitting in a house without internet. I love mobile broadband. -- nm - amanda Dec 23, 20:51 5
- Punch his cat for me. nm - Dignan Dec 23, 20:59 2
  - ha. I just giggled. nm - amanda Dec 23, 21:02 1
    - Oh, it'll always be funny. nm - Dignan Dec 23, 21:08
- why don't you marry it? -- nm - mr. squiggles Dec 23, 20:57 1
  - a. it exchanges files with anybody b. she saw its p0rn collection -- nm - zdroid Dec 23, 21:07
Got my cracker trap :) -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 20:43 6
- Me too! Just got it -- nm - amoxy Dec 23, 21:32
- Which mouse gave you the egg nog? -- nm - eag Dec 23, 20:44 4
  - Christmas Tree mouse but I switched to Superbrie after Krusty said that's how he got it. -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 20:45 3
    - I read there were 4 different mouses that had todays gift - eag Dec 23, 20:47 2
      - CTM, Scrooge, Toy, and Gargoyle. Sounds easy, right? :) -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 20:48 1
        
        Well the Toy shouldnt be that hard - eag Dec 23, 20:55
I bought Alias Season 1 at the video store closeout sale today, along with Tin Cup and Miami Vice. And some other movie. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:32 11
- Miami Vice the movie? Tell me you bought the television show. -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 20:34 8
  - No, the movie. Sorry to disappoint. I'll put it right next to SWAT in my collection. - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:35 7
    - Tin Cup cancels out your bad Miami Vice pick -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 20:36 6
      - I was torn on whether I should get Dirty Rotten Scoundrels or not. I chose not to. - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:37 5
        
        did you ever see the Brando DRS is an update of? -- nm - peglegpete Dec 23, 20:44 1
        
        Brando film -- nm - peglegpete Dec 23, 20:45
        
        heh. i would have accidentally bought it a second time. love that movie. -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 20:38
        
        oh! the third movie was Harsh Times. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:37 1
        
        no no - say it ain't so -- nm - Epiphany Dec 23, 20:41
- alias season 1 is one of my favorites! how much? -- nm - Fednog Dec 23, 20:33 1
  - $8.50 for the show, $5 for each of the movies. And $5 for a poster from The Usual Suspects. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:34
Just for you Trish (nobody else can look) Brett Favre Sears commercial outtakes 2:20 minutes worth. -- (link) - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 20:27 [youtube]
Shit. I was busy making chocolate chip cookies in the kitchen, and I missed sex with Pippy, again :(( -- nm - peglegpete Dec 23, 20:24 11
- Didn't you see MM today? - Epiphany Dec 23, 20:49 7
  - we had a nice lunch at a dim sum place in Chinatown I like, then we walked thru the bellagio to see the Chihuli glass & xmass decorations. Then we - peglegpete Dec 23, 20:53 6
    - I am super jealous - sounds like a blast - Epiphany Dec 23, 21:02 3
      - oh, we also walked into a couple of Chinatown gift type shops next to the restaurant. silk pj's tea sets, dragon sculptures, etc. -- nm - peglegpete Dec 23, 21:06 2
        
        is it busy? did yall play some slots along the way? did you see her new car? -- nm - Epiphany Dec 23, 21:09 1
        
        fair, not huge crowd in City Center. I lost $20. no. -- nm - peglegpete Dec 23, 21:17
    - and I took a bunch of pictures of her at the x-mas Bellagio display. polar bears, reindeer, etc. -- nm - peglegpete Dec 23, 20:55 1
      - with her camers -- nm - peglegpete Dec 23, 20:55
- Don't worry I got yours, and mine, and Groiny's -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 20:28 2
  - here. have 2 cookies -- nm - peglegpete Dec 23, 20:45
  - Do you really want Groiny's - eag Dec 23, 20:31
So ... apparently I'm getting dragged into driving around and looking at christmas lights tonight. (TMI inside) - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:20 23
- I call that a "home base" situation. -- nm - Fiiiiiiive Cuzzin Todds Dec 23, 20:35 7
  - the wife calls it "christmas ruining" -- nm - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:36 6
    - Did she make dinner? Cause you can probably blame that, making it all HER fault. ;) -- nm - Fiiiiiiive Cuzzin Todds Dec 23, 20:38 2
      - No, we ate out -- nm - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:38 1
        
        (hey-o!) -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 20:39
    - (But, truth be told, I also don't want to drive all the fuck over the map just to look at six rinky-dink houses with stupid lights) -- nm - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:36 2
      - merry christmas! -- nm - mr. squiggles Dec 23, 20:37 1
        
        Bah humbug. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:39
- Get back into the lights, with Depends -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 20:30 1
  - get the heavy duty 'astronaught' size, when you absolutely cannot risk anal leakage -- nm - Zhu-Zhu geist Dec 23, 20:33
- Don't fart! -- nm - peglegpete Dec 23, 20:26 1
  - You know, in the proper context, the word "fart" can always get a belly laugh. -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 20:27
- Adult diaper! -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 20:24
- how long did you leave the food out this time? what was it? hope you feel better! imodium helps, i believe. -- nm - Fednog Dec 23, 20:23 3
  - (spoils ... erm, no pun intended) - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:24 2
    - hm...if it happens regularly, you might not have enough bacterial flora in your intestines... (way TMI* information inside) - Fednog Dec 23, 20:29 1
      - Activia (a yogurt) has the needed normal flora. -- nm - James Bond (aka Igor) Dec 23, 21:53
- Stop somewhere and get a bottle of Immodium tabs. Take 2. - Jolly St. Trishalaus Dec 23, 20:23 5
  - interesting, i didn't know you were supposed to take additional ones after further movements. -- nm - Fednog Dec 23, 20:25 4
    - Read the label. -- nm - Jolly St. Trishalaus Dec 23, 20:26
    - It says on the directions. You should stop after 4 in one day, though, I think it also says. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:25 2
      - shhhh, here's a secret - Jolly St. Trishalaus Dec 23, 20:28 1
        
        holy #$&*(. I take one and I'm plugged for a week. -- nm - psilotum Dec 23, 21:31
Pippy, most of the lesbians I knew in Seattle had bad hair cuts, drove Subarus, and were either hairy or scary hairy. - Jolly St. Trishalaus Dec 23, 20:19 2
- LOL!! Lumber Jill's to the rescue! -- nm - Epiphany Dec 23, 20:43
- I didn't realize how many LL's there were till I hired one and was invited to a huge housewarming party -- nm - Zhu-Zhu geist Dec 23, 20:29
This is my nomination for biggest douche Christmas commercial. Feel free to post any that annoy you. - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 20:09 [youtube] 13
- A High School classmate is in a US Cellular commercial... - Ender Dec 23, 21:36
- Even the ones are kinda nice begin to grate like a splinter in your underwear after they play them hundreds of times - Zhu-Zhu geist Dec 23, 20:31
- I loved the long version of the Bret Farve Sears commercial where he couldn't make up his mind. - Jolly St. Trishalaus Dec 23, 20:21 1
  - That was awesome. "Those guys drive me crazy" -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 20:23
- Best Buy wins this in a walk this year. -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 20:10 8
  - Yeah, the "you don't really love your wife/husband unless you buy him/her an expensive car (or jewelry)" type commercials are a dime a dozen. - Stephen Dec 23, 20:21 5
    - I especially like the one where the girlfriend is afraid of thunder. -- nm - Ender Dec 23, 21:38
    - the worst part is that all the horrible jewelry ads will be back in a month for VD. - ho-ho-howie Dec 23, 20:43
    - I like the "buy off your wife who just had a baby" one this year. -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 20:22 2
      - sfek. Hubby: "Do you think (the baby) will remember this Christmas?" Wife: "I know I will." - TFox Dec 23, 20:23 1
        
        hah -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 20:46
  - So agreed, I want to get Medival on all those stupid singers - amoxy Dec 23, 20:14 1
    - Ah wasn't sure which one it was until you posted about the singers. Very annoying I agree. - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 20:16
I will be at work until noon tomorrow...I didn't say I would be working -- nm - amoxy Dec 23, 20:07 1
- I'm at work till 6pm -- nm - Remlik Dec 23, 20:15
hmm, i posted my xbox live id wrong earlier - twas the night before tRuMaN Dec 23, 20:05
whoever eats this needs to go to therapy -- (link) - Fednog Dec 23, 20:01
Grinch is on! yay me -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 20:01
Trans Siberian Orchestra. Saw it. Liked the Xmas portion of the show, the rest of it is bad hair metal. -- nm - Remlik Dec 23, 20:00 1
- heh, -- nm - Loosi Lou Who Dec 23, 20:57
B2 wears plaid -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 19:59 19
- I have on a plaid shirt under a sweater. - Jolly St. Trishalaus Dec 23, 20:10
- and has sex with me - Epiphany Dec 23, 19:59 17
  - only the whores get down with the Pippy. -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 20:08 1
    - I see you've met my husband - Pippy Bells Dec 23, 20:15
  - That David Guetta song is about you, isn't it? -- nm - Dano Dec 23, 20:05
  - I got my plaid bathrobe on... - amoxy Dec 23, 20:01 2
    - I got my plaid pj pants on.. - Krusty The Snowman Dec 23, 20:04
    - *bow chicka bow bow* -- nm - Pippy Bells Dec 23, 20:02
  - * men* I meant to type MEN - holy crap what a typo - Epiphany Dec 23, 20:00 9
    - Cheater -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 20:02
    - ~Evil glare~ -- nm - eag Dec 23, 20:01
    - truest IM ever -- nm - ty97 Dec 23, 20:01 4
      - really? Nick Zano?? -- (link) - Epiphany Dec 23, 20:04 [Image] 3
        
        Or... -- (link) - Dano Dec 23, 20:38 1
        
        okay I'm on board - he looks like a young hawt Pitt in this photo -- nm - Epiphany Dec 23, 20:50
        
        It's an obvious attempt to try and steal the Worst Gay Ever title from Jack. -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 20:10
    - heh...that's one hell of a freudian slip there Pippy... - Stephen Dec 23, 20:00 1
      - LOL true that... - Epiphany Dec 23, 20:03
  - which makes B2 gay. -- nm - ty97 Dec 23, 19:59

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