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So ... apparently I'm getting dragged into driving around and looking at christmas lights tonight. (TMI inside)

Posted by Beryllium (aka grayman) Dec 23 '09, 20:20

and apparently my intestines are not wanting to bless me with the ability to sit still for ten minutes or stray more than ten metres from a toilet this evening.

These two concepts are wholly incompatible, yet of course I'll be a christmas ruiner if I even think about ducking the christmas drive.

I just don't want to be a *car* ruiner, you know?

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I call that a "home base" situation. -- nm - Fiiiiiiive Cuzzin Todds Dec 23, 20:35 7
- the wife calls it "christmas ruining" -- nm - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:36 6
  - Did she make dinner? Cause you can probably blame that, making it all HER fault. ;) -- nm - Fiiiiiiive Cuzzin Todds Dec 23, 20:38 2
    - No, we ate out -- nm - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:38 1
      - (hey-o!) -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 20:39
  - (But, truth be told, I also don't want to drive all the fuck over the map just to look at six rinky-dink houses with stupid lights) -- nm - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:36 2
    - merry christmas! -- nm - mr. squiggles Dec 23, 20:37 1
      - Bah humbug. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:39
Get back into the lights, with Depends -- nm - Red Nosed Reindeer Poop Dec 23, 20:30 1
- get the heavy duty 'astronaught' size, when you absolutely cannot risk anal leakage -- nm - Zhu-Zhu geist Dec 23, 20:33
Don't fart! -- nm - peglegpete Dec 23, 20:26 1
- You know, in the proper context, the word "fart" can always get a belly laugh. -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 20:27
Adult diaper! -- nm - TFox Dec 23, 20:24
how long did you leave the food out this time? what was it? hope you feel better! imodium helps, i believe. -- nm - Fednog Dec 23, 20:23 3
- (spoils ... erm, no pun intended) - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:24 2
  - hm...if it happens regularly, you might not have enough bacterial flora in your intestines... (way TMI* information inside) - Fednog Dec 23, 20:29 1
    - Activia (a yogurt) has the needed normal flora. -- nm - James Bond (aka Igor) Dec 23, 21:53
Stop somewhere and get a bottle of Immodium tabs. Take 2. - Jolly St. Trishalaus Dec 23, 20:23 5
- interesting, i didn't know you were supposed to take additional ones after further movements. -- nm - Fednog Dec 23, 20:25 4
  - Read the label. -- nm - Jolly St. Trishalaus Dec 23, 20:26
  - It says on the directions. You should stop after 4 in one day, though, I think it also says. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 23, 20:25 2
    - shhhh, here's a secret - Jolly St. Trishalaus Dec 23, 20:28 1
      - holy #$&*(. I take one and I'm plugged for a week. -- nm - psilotum Dec 23, 21:31

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