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Johnson & Johnson heiress dies at the age of 30. And that's the least shocking part of this story.

Posted by Mop (aka rburriel) Jan 4 '10, 20:32

She was apparently engaged to Tila Tequila and Tequila announced the death via Twitter: Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson.

Her face is so plastic, it's hard to tell if she was 30 or 60. (www.people.com)

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personally I'm shocked that she's now died three times. -- nm - Reagen Jan 4, 20:38 10
- They always die in threes. -- nm - Dano Jan 4, 20:50
- This never would have happened if Bery had just instituted tags like Mop wanted!! nm - ralph wiggum Jan 4, 20:42 4
  - What I'm wondering about - this was apparently someone people had heard of? -- nm - Reagen Jan 4, 20:46 1
    - she's Paris Hilton with less press. -- nm - loosilu Jan 4, 20:46
  - Probably. - Mop Jan 4, 20:45 1
    - #nailedit -- nm - TFox Jan 4, 20:46
- The most shocking part was: natural causes. Her, and Britany Murphy. -- nm - Mop Jan 4, 20:39 1
  - natural causes just means neither murder nor accident. -- nm - loosilu Jan 4, 20:39
- No more tears -- nm - Johnson and Johnson Shampoo Jan 4, 20:38 1
  - *rimshot* -- nm - Hotkiss Jan 4, 20:40
if any of you ever tweets my death, I'll kill you. -- nm - amanda lang syne Jan 4, 20:36 5
- especially with such an asinine message. if there's ever a time to bother spelling words in their entirety, it's when you're announcing my death. - mafic Jan 4, 20:47
- "Pray for maj. The cats got her. #catswaituntilyoufallasleep" -- nm - Mop Jan 4, 20:38
- "mandy is dead. long live amanda." -- nm - nubby Jan 4, 20:38
- "this funeral is cheap" -- nm - fatsquatch Jan 4, 20:37
- with ghost powers? -- nm - Reagen Jan 4, 20:37
it doesn't say it in any of the articles I've seen so far, but apparently she was a Type 1 diabetic. -- nm - loosilu Jan 4, 20:36 2
- Scary. -- nm - kelly Jan 4, 20:45 1
  - this is one of the few celebrity death cases where my first thought isn't "drugs". -- nm - loosilu Jan 4, 20:46

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