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crazy chick email #3

Posted by tRuMaN (aka Truman) Feb 11 '10, 12:48

c/p (x is my edit)

Why won't you respond to my emails? What have I done to make you not want to talk to me? Please, please call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx so that we can talk. I miss you.

love,

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Responses:

I saw a bulletproof vest down at the pawnshop, but I'm thinking she sounds like a knife wielder. - crash davis Feb 11, 13:15
Wait, this is the girl from the video where she breaks up with the guy on vacation! -- nm - Dr.Vermin Feb 11, 13:06
you are so gullible dude - lafarrow Feb 11, 13:03
So the best show this season is The Truman Show? -- nm - Roger More Feb 11, 13:03
*blink* -- nm - b. Feb 11, 13:02
Ho-lee. Sh*t. -- nm - Mop (227 lbs) Feb 11, 12:59
*bzzt* *bzzt* *bzzt* nm - elfdetector Feb 11, 12:58
I have met scary crazy women in my life but this one is way past my pay grade. -- nm - Walt_Disney Feb 11, 12:58
o.f.f.s. -- nm - Diva Feb 11, 12:57
you made that one up didn't you? -- nm - Beaker Feb 11, 12:53 1
- oh sure, yeah, all this has been a big joke on my part. - tRuMaN Feb 11, 12:55
back up again for me a second - how long have you known this girl and what's the total of your face-to-face interaction? - Reagen Feb 11, 12:52 17
- 10 minute ish conversation the week before last (I think it was) - tRuMaN Feb 11, 12:53 13
  - you were wearing axe body spray, so it's not really her fault -- nm - dogbert Feb 11, 12:56 1
    - *loves this post* -- nm - Name Withheld By Request Feb 11, 12:58
  - i would say you need to make these into a Youtube video like the chick who dumped her BF while he was in Europe... - TFox Feb 11, 12:54 7
    - There was a seven page e-mail from her previously? Why did I miss that? Many boards back?? -- nm - Facto Feb 11, 13:09
    - definitely bloggable, though, with names removed to protect the innocent, of course... -- nm - znufrii Feb 11, 12:57 5
      - he should write to Hax tomorrow. then email her the column. -- nm - Andie Feb 11, 12:59 2
        
        Or Miss Hazard? -- nm - mara Feb 11, 13:15
        
        such an awesome idea. "here's the thing, Carolyn/Meredith. obviously *I* know what to do. what on earth does this woman need?" -- nm - TFox Feb 11, 13:01
      - (what isn't bloggable? it's a blog. could you have come up with a lower bar? "craigslist-postable"?) -- nm - TFox Feb 11, 12:58 1
        
        st postable -- nm - tRuMaN Feb 11, 12:59
  - I know you don't need us to tell you this but holyshitrun. -- nm - Reagen Feb 11, 12:54 2
    - next email: "I'm pregnant. It's yours. What are you going to do about it?" -- nm - Mel Profit Feb 11, 13:00 1
      - or "I was trying to hold back and not come on too strong, but seeing as you haven't replied yet, I'm gonna open up a bit and let you know how I feel" -- nm - dogbert Feb 11, 13:04
- 10 minute conversation. once. she's INSANE. -- nm - Andie Feb 11, 12:53 2
  - We secretly replaced truman with John Mayer. Lets see if anyone notices. -- nm - Announcer Feb 11, 12:54 1
    - I would hope so, I cannot play the guitar. - tRuMaN Feb 11, 12:56
Is she hot? Marks out of 30. -- nm - Loyola Feb 11, 12:52
Oh, now you're just making it up. -- nm - mara Feb 11, 12:52 6
- no. sadly i am not. - tRuMaN Feb 11, 12:58
- this is what I was about to say. it's histerically funny as fiction, scary as hell as fact -- nm - dogbert Feb 11, 12:54 4
  - yeah, as funny as st is about this, I am honestly - tRuMaN Feb 11, 13:03 3
    - Dude, how did she get your e-mail addy in the first place? -- nm - Facto Feb 11, 13:18
    - (this is smart.) (and hilarious.) -- nm - TFox Feb 11, 13:03 1
      - [Email unable to deliver to recepient due to coo-coo, coo-coo.] -- nm - Name Withheld By Request Feb 11, 13:07
L5 -- nm - SyrDragon Feb 11, 12:52
this is the greatest 2 days of my life -- nm - CQ Feb 11, 12:50
L5! -- nm - Spawn Feb 11, 12:50
this was predicted. - Mel Profit Feb 11, 12:50 6
- not quite so soon, though...I thought she'd at least wait until tomorrow... -- nm - znufrii Feb 11, 12:54 2
  - she did rush the crazy, agreed. - Mel Profit Feb 11, 12:59 1
    - umm, what about 14-15 hours from the last email. -- nm - tRuMaN Feb 11, 13:00
- she's the type that just might shoot him to keep him from other women though. - Andie Feb 11, 12:51 1
  - Yes. Did Season 2 of Dexter teach us nothing?! -- nm - TFox Feb 11, 12:52
- ... and rides up on the escalator. -- nm - Spawn Feb 11, 12:51
she's insane, but this is the best ST side-character we've had in *ages*. -- nm - Andie Feb 11, 12:50 5
- lawds yes -- nm - Epiphany Feb 11, 12:52
- we need YoYo, - Mel Profit Feb 11, 12:51 2
  - she's in Beijing... -- nm - Andie Feb 11, 12:51 1
    - of course she is... -- nm - Mel Profit Feb 11, 12:53
- Easy front-runner for Best Supporting Female 2010. -- nm - Shaun Feb 11, 12:51
*jaw drop* -- nm - znufrii Feb 11, 12:49
Holy crap. She be cRaZY. -- nm - Shaun Feb 11, 12:49 9
- Anyone want to bet me that she shows up here? - Spawn Feb 11, 12:53 8
  - that would be interesting, since my nick isnt connected to my name -- nm - tRuMaN Feb 11, 12:54 7
    - She has already demonstrated high level stalker abilities. - Spawn Feb 11, 12:55 4
      - no, I was here last night when the cleaning people showed up, unless - tRuMaN Feb 11, 12:57 3
        
        (spoils) - TFox Feb 11, 12:57 2
        
        (spoils) - znufrii Feb 11, 12:58 1
        
        lol -- nm - tRuMaN Feb 11, 12:58
    - what *is* your name? *waits for it* :) -- nm - Beryllium Feb 11, 12:55 1
      - Mark Remlik. -- nm - tRuMaN Feb 11, 13:01
I am actually jealous of you right now. My inbox hasn't gotten anything this funny in years. -- nm - TFox Feb 11, 12:49

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