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i am not sure if there is even a correct internet lingo for what I am feeling now.

Posted by tRuMaN (aka Truman) Feb 26 '10, 07:31

some combination of roflmao and sigh and *headdesk*

crazy chick just sent me an email asking if I wanted to go to lunch with her today.

i replied.

"sadly i cannot, today we are taking a co-worker out for lunch to celebrate her birthday, how about next week?"

she replied.
"no, I am tired of you canceling on me."

Responses:

This is just great. I love this show. -- nm - pmb Feb 26, 08:18 1
- ST has had really good counter-programming during the Olympics. -- nm - Andie Feb 26, 08:18
Does she know about Slackertalk? -- nm - HdnAgnda Feb 26, 08:11 1
- no -- nm - tRuMaN Feb 26, 08:14
How many times do I have to say this. Stay. Away. - crash davis Feb 26, 08:10 28
- and what is really sad about your friends here at ST is that only Dignan is giving you sage advice in this thread - crash davis Feb 26, 08:13 24
  - Seriously, this screams boiling bunnies. -- nm - pmb Feb 26, 08:19
  - I'm still not exactly sure what kind of harm can come from having lunch with someone? - Jim Feb 26, 08:15 3
    - It's as if you've never watched TV crime shows. -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 08:17 1
      - Ah...so you're actually concerned that by meeting her at some restaurant to have lunch...he could wind up dead? - Jim Feb 26, 08:19
    - more drama -- nm - Roger More Feb 26, 08:16
  - I stopped doing that after he first asked her out. He doesn't want that kind of advice. -- nm - Diva Feb 26, 08:14 16
    - technically, i have never asked her out on a date. - tRuMaN Feb 26, 08:16 14
      - oh yes - you asked her to accompany you on a 'friendly casual lunch'. I'm sure she wouldn't interpret that as a date. - Diva Feb 26, 08:21
      - oh, she thinks it indicates interest. and, i think it's a bad idea, but being as you seem determined to not ignore her, we might as well go - Andie Feb 26, 08:18 5
        
        i dont think ignoring her is gonna make stuff stop - tRuMaN Feb 26, 08:20 2
        
        you don't really believe she is rational enough to make your IM a reality, do you? - Andie Feb 26, 08:21
        
        *bangs head against wall* -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 08:21
        
        If he had any sense he would never have responded to her at all. -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 08:19 1
        
        You do realize that you just called him sense-less, yes? nm -- nm - Jim Feb 26, 08:20
      - Technically, if you can hire a secretary, you can be her Spader and she can by your Gyhllenhaal. -- nm - TFox Feb 26, 08:18
      - Dude, she asked you out and you said yes. How do you think she sees it, seriously? -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 08:17 5
        
        she asked me out, I suggested a lunch during the work week. does that count as a date to you? -- nm - tRuMaN Feb 26, 08:19 4
        
        How I see it is completely irrelevant. She sees it as a date. -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 08:20
        
        Well, she's not thinking that you want to talk with her about 'crazy chick' stuff -- nm - Roger More Feb 26, 08:20
        
        Sounds like a marriage proposal to me! Where are we going on the honeymoon? -- nm - Crazy Chick Feb 26, 08:20
        
        yes -- nm - Epiphany Feb 26, 08:20
    - *finger to nose* -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 08:15
  - I tried giving sage advice before and see what good it did? -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 08:14
  - Notable is that he didn't say he shouldn't do it.\ -- nm - Reagen Feb 26, 08:14
- Don't listen to the sensible man! He's clearly not looking out for your best interest ala the rest of us here. -- nm - Name Withheld By Request Feb 26, 08:13 1
  - Seriously. Do you really want to live your live with no regrets? -- nm - Reagen Feb 26, 08:13
- Then he could rescue Conor and bring him back here to be with his Vampire dad. -- nm - Diva Feb 26, 08:12
you can't make this shit up. It's , it's....I don't even have the words -- nm - CQ Feb 26, 08:02 1
- I want to meet her myself. -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 08:11
You should respond with 'So then we on for dinner tonight?' - decline Feb 26, 07:56 2
- whatever you do, have sex at her place and do NOT give her your address. -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 07:59
- Screw dinner. Tell her you'll show up to her place with a couple of bottles of wine and you can let the good times roll. -- nm - Shaun Feb 26, 07:59
Thank you for giving me the first real laugh of the day. that is awesome Over/under on how long before she asks you out again? -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 07:45
The sex better be Fucking Incredible - amoxy Feb 26, 07:44 16
- we are all convinced it would be mind blowing -- nm - Epiphany Feb 26, 07:45 15
  - although, I don't actually buy that crazy = hot sex. -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 07:46 14
    - crazy chicks = hot sex. I don't think it translates into guys. -- nm - oblique Feb 26, 08:12 3
      - yeah. See, a crazy guy could actually kill me. Not sexy. -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 08:14
      - All this AND we have to go through labor and childbirth. Shit ain't fair. -- nm - Diva Feb 26, 08:13 1
        
        damn straight it ain't fair -- nm - Epiphany Feb 26, 08:17
    - from experience it certainly can be. -- nm - decline Feb 26, 08:05 1
      - maybe I need to date crazier guys. - loosilu Feb 26, 08:10
    - It depends. If you consider getting her dressed up like an IRS agent and then getting permission to slap her in the face "hot"... - TFox Feb 26, 07:52 5
      - "I'd fly my plane into that, ANY day" -- nm - Beryllium Feb 26, 07:55
      - I'm not sure if I should make the bad joke that crossed my mind or not. -- nm - Beryllium Feb 26, 07:54 3
        
        it' friday Bery - live a little -- nm - Epiphany Feb 26, 07:55 2
        
        it's just kinda tasteless, is all. But OK, if it's Pippy-endorsed Tastelessness ... -- nm - Beryllium Feb 26, 07:55 1
        
        my middle name is " tastelessness" -- nm - Epiphany Feb 26, 08:02
    - "This fruit is delicious! And so low-hanging!" -- nm - Roger More Feb 26, 07:49 1
      - That's not fruit - that's a space station! - Beryllium Feb 26, 07:51
L3! wow - you should have added it was the gorgeous pregnant chick's birthday lunch -- nm - Epiphany Feb 26, 07:43
You need to remember what the weirdest thing is you ever wanted to ask a girl to do in bed. - TFox Feb 26, 07:36 2
- Or he could just invent a new one, and call it 'The Golden Opportunity' -- nm - Beryllium Feb 26, 07:39
- lol -- nm - tRuMaN Feb 26, 07:39
you need to go out with her once. just for our entertainment. - Andie Feb 26, 07:35 10
- I was opposed to it before, but it has become so crazy I want him to go out with her now. -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 07:45
- I genuinely believe he would regret it for perhaps the rest of his life. nm - Dignan Feb 26, 07:36 8
  - If he videotapes it, it will live forever. -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 07:46
  - "his short, short life". heh -- nm - Beryllium Feb 26, 07:38 5
    - (Oh, wait, you mean if he didn't go. Drat. I thought you were trying to warn him off.) -- nm - Beryllium Feb 26, 07:38 3
      - No, if he did go. nm - Dignan Feb 26, 07:50
      - I believe you got it right the first time. -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 07:47
      - i think he is warning him off. -- nm - Andie Feb 26, 07:43
    - sigh. -- nm - tRuMaN Feb 26, 07:38
  - i am trying, but I cannot go today. -- nm - tRuMaN Feb 26, 07:38
I don't think cancelling means what she thinks it means -- nm - Guigue Feb 26, 07:34
That exchange reminds me of Ursula the horrible waitress from 'Mad About You'. Everything is totally nonsensical. -- nm - Diva Feb 26, 07:34 9
- otherwise known as Phoebe? :) -- nm - Beryllium Feb 26, 07:35 8
  - no. -- nm - Reagen Feb 26, 07:36 7
    - To be fair, didn't she use her sister's name when she was in those pornos? -- nm - Ender Feb 26, 07:52
    - OK, fine. Phoebe Buffay's sister or cousin, Ursula Buffay -- nm - Beryllium Feb 26, 07:37 5
      - Twin sister. -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 07:47 3
        
        D'oh, you're right. I mistakenly thought there was a third one. -- nm - Beryllium Feb 26, 07:53 2
        
        There's a brother. -- nm - loosilu Feb 26, 07:53 1
        
        I heard that he was flung into the far future where he decided to become a corporate a-hole. -- nm - Beryllium Feb 26, 07:54
      - Either way - JaxSean Feb 26, 07:42
heh heh I'm sorry, but this is easily one of the funniest exchanges ever. If you could just find a way to work in - Jim Feb 26, 07:33 4
- with this chick - he could get her to wear the robe and wizard hat -- nm - Epiphany Feb 26, 07:45 1
  - *head explodes* -- nm - znufrii Feb 26, 07:46
- bah - Beryllium Feb 26, 07:34
- hee -- nm - JaxSean Feb 26, 07:33
Okay, I'm convinced... - znufrii Feb 26, 07:32

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