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so st, how exactly do i break it off with crazy chick?

Posted by tRuMaN (aka Truman) Feb 26 '10, 10:11

not replying didnt seem to end it, replying wont.

moving is not an option.

Responses:

"He means Viking." -- nm - Max Feb 26, 10:40 1
- Vikings don't date the pull them by the hair -- nm - Danedukenuuk Feb 26, 10:43
Riffing on Dane's idea: Propose a three way (the good kind) one way or the other you win. (nm) - musubi Feb 26, 10:36 1
- and get a bank statement asap -- nm - Danedukenuuk Feb 26, 10:39
I'm not sure you gave the "not replying" strategy a fair chance. -- nm - mara Feb 26, 10:36 1
- mara, you are ratings *death* for The Truman Show. (nm) - musubi Feb 26, 10:37
ask he if she's bi -- nm - Danedukenuuk Feb 26, 10:34 2
- Why? -- nm - Facto Feb 26, 10:35 1
  - if she says - Danedukenuuk Feb 26, 10:36
Gross habits in her presence? - HdnAgnda Feb 26, 10:26 2
- That would involve being in her presence though. -- nm - Ender Feb 26, 10:27 1
  - Oh, I suspect she is close by already. - HdnAgnda Feb 26, 10:29
Tell her you both know/knew it was a longshot and "still be friends" thing. Then blow off every call/email. She needs drama, she'll move on quickly, -- nm - flavorize Feb 26, 10:24 4
- "still be friends" should never, ever, evereverevereverever escape his lips near this chick. -- nm - TFox Feb 26, 10:35
- This makes too much sense - Facto Feb 26, 10:27 2
  - Methinks you are wrong. This would *be* drama for her. (nm) - musubi Feb 26, 10:29 1
    - You're both right. The correct answer is sleep with her once (like everyone else), then tell her she looks like Big Bird and screws like Blossum. - flavorize Feb 26, 10:35
Meet her for lunch, but wear Depends instead of underpants. -- nm - TFox Feb 26, 10:22
I'd say you're fucked 'til *she* decides it's over. -- nm - CrankYanker Feb 26, 10:21 1
- He could finally punch his boss in that nose he picks so much, lose his job and become a hobo. Should work. - Facto Feb 26, 10:24
Tell her to meet you at the county marriage bureau's office. -- nm - Max Feb 26, 10:21 6
- This would surely backfire. - Stephen Feb 26, 10:23 5
  - sometimes you just gotta fly *into* The Black Hole to escape it. -- nm - Max Feb 26, 10:25 4
    - So you're saying he should have sex with her? -- nm - Stephen Feb 26, 10:30 3
      - He wants to, no? If he didn't still ponder that, he would've moved on long time ago. - Facto Feb 26, 10:33 2
        
        Yes, you are indeed missing something... - Stephen Feb 26, 10:38 1
        
        Well, there you go. I think I need a meal, first and foremost... -- nm - Facto Feb 26, 10:43
Fake a head injury + amnesia. -- nm - Reagen Feb 26, 10:20 2
- This is where she tries to move into his house to help "rehabilitate" him. - musubi Feb 26, 10:22 1
  - man, this is a really hard Choose Your Own Adventure book. -- nm - Max Feb 26, 10:29
Tell her you're married -- nm - scorpion Feb 26, 10:20 2
- That's so unimaginative. Let's talk crazy here. Tell her SHE'S married. "I can't talk to you, your husband came to my work and punched me!" -- nm - Ender Feb 26, 10:22 1
  - "He already threatened me once!" -- nm - Beryllium Feb 26, 10:23
I think you're going to have to ignore her communications from now on. Eventually, it will go away. -- nm - CQ Feb 26, 10:19
I discovered on Ancestry.com that we're cousins. -- nm - Dr.Vermin Feb 26, 10:18 1
- for a girl who really wishes he was her dad, this is also guaranteed to have the opposite effect. -- nm - TFox Feb 26, 10:19
You may have to kill her dog. -- nm - Reagen Feb 26, 10:17
Tell her you're moving to Yemen for work. -- nm - David Feb 26, 10:17
tell her you're gay -- nm - peglegpete Feb 26, 10:16
I missed it. Did you actually meet with her? -- nm - Inigo Feb 26, 10:15 5
- No. That's the best part of this. -- nm - Reagen Feb 26, 10:20 4
  - ika tangent - I think I'm now konias' best friend. He's talking my ear off. -- nm - Inigo Feb 26, 10:22 3
    - have you asked him if he is going to run away and hide when we attack again? - tRuMaN Feb 26, 10:26
    - It's funny that they still think they can win. -- nm - Reagen Feb 26, 10:23 1
      - There is a non-zero possibility of boring us to death. (nm) - musubi Feb 26, 10:25
Find a girl friend, or have a female friend act one for you for a while... ? -- nm - Facto Feb 26, 10:13 4
- oh, I have just the girl for him too! .....new client of mine.... -- (link) - CrankYanker Feb 26, 10:16 3
  - Wouldn't work - completely lacks plausibility (unless Truman is a one in a million hunk and drives a Maserati) -- nm - Facto Feb 26, 10:18 2
    - maybe he's just a nice guy.... can't a hot girl fall for that? - CrankYanker Feb 26, 10:19 1
      - A semi-hot one, but not that one, no... (Ps. I'm aware it was irony ;-) -- nm - Facto Feb 26, 10:21
call her fat. -- nm - TFox Feb 26, 10:12 10
- And it has to be explicitly, crazy probably doesn't pick up on subtle passive agressiveness.(nm) - musubi Feb 26, 10:14 9
  - musubi, in his own barely literate and expressive way, makes a somewhat fair point -- nm - jingoist pixie Feb 26, 10:16 2
    - You are fat. (nm) - musubi Feb 26, 10:18
    - oh, today might be a good ST day *settles in* -- nm - crash davis Feb 26, 10:17
  - i agree. subject of the e-mail: "you're fat." body of the e-mail: "seriously, i mean it." -- nm - TFox Feb 26, 10:15 1
    - Bah... With the added neurosis that'll induce, plus rabid working out in a gym etc, she'll look like an Auschwitz resident in mere weeks... -- nm - Facto Feb 26, 10:16
  - How about he tells her he has herpes, and asks her to swear to not tell anyone.... ? -- nm - Facto Feb 26, 10:14 3
    - she may (probably?) have herpes already. this would only increase his suitability as a mate. -- nm - TFox Feb 26, 10:15 2
      - or she would make it her mission to go out and GET herpes -- nm - Beryllium Feb 26, 10:20 1
        
        this is hilarious. -- nm - TFox Feb 26, 10:22

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