Smallville Spoilers
Posted by
flavorize (aka flavorize)
Feb 27 '10, 03:44
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Dammit Clark, you are just the world's biggest dill hole.
You can't hook up with Lois: A) because you'd probably break her hips and B) because every Kandorian has your damn cell phone #.
Take a minute to smell the hottie roses, dummy. You have zero sex drive. At least get some second base action!
Or date a gal you don't have to lie to every 5 minutes (Chloe, Zatanna, or *ding ding, one of the 30 hotties from your own planet!).
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