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I honestly think some of you may be too interested in this, but crazy chick update

Posted by tRuMaN (aka Truman) Mar 11 '10, 09:13

I received one email from her, sometime this week (it went into my junk folder, its petty of me but still rewarding with a laugh).

Dear tru.....,

I just wanted to let you know that I have moved on and found a new love. I wish it could have been you, but your insufferable attitude and lack of any attempt to express your feelings for me told me that what we had was just a fleeting fling. I hope your pregnant friends knows that you cannot handle a complex relationship.

I really think you need to seek professional help with your personality disorder(s). I cannot see how you will ever be able to have a meaningful relationship after the way you treated me.

Goodbye forever,
crazy.chick

tru note: 30 mins after that email I got this

dear tru,
If you ever just want someone to talk to you, my number is xxx.xxx.xxxx, maybe I can help you understand what you did was wrong and why it was wrong.
crazy.chick

Responses:

That... is... spectac... wait for it... ULAR! - Ender Mar 11, 09:39
what if she's completely sane and you have a split personality? one of your other (unknown to you) personas may have been stringing her along - dogbert Mar 11, 09:36 6
- The first rule of Tru Club is you don't talk about Tru Club. -- nm - Ender Mar 11, 09:43
- I smell an indie movie script in that idea -- nm - crash davis Mar 11, 09:37
- heh. - tRuMaN Mar 11, 09:37
- with all the travel he does for work, this could totally be it. - Beryllium Mar 11, 09:37 2
  - It's confusing enough being a cast member in the online tRUMAN show, I don't think I could handle having to deal with multiple of him -- nm - oblique Mar 11, 09:37 1
    - i tried that gimmick before, it was hard enough keeping imaginery conversations with myself straight when writing them down for an hsj column. -- nm - tRuMaN Mar 11, 09:38
It's impossible to be *too* interested in this woman. She's like a gift from heaven. You don't know how lucky you are. -- nm - TFox Mar 11, 09:26
All that from a 10-minute convo outside of Subway. I wonder what she would have done had you talked to her outside of Sizzler? -- nm - Diva Mar 11, 09:26 7
- Imagine if he'd bought her a cup of coffee? -- nm - Mel Profit Mar 11, 09:29 6
  - She woulda spent 12 pages of email talking about the symbolism of how buying a person a coffee means they're just not interested - Will Hunting Mar 11, 09:33
  - she would probably still have the cup and made an egagement ring from a portion of the lid. -- nm - tRuMaN Mar 11, 09:29 1
    - And bought 3 smaller coffees to be its babies... -- nm - Ender Mar 11, 09:42
  - She would have instantly poured it on her crotch, screamed in pain, and then waited to feel pregnant. -- nm - TFox Mar 11, 09:29 2
    - L4! - Diva Mar 11, 09:34
    - that's hilarious. -- nm - Mel Profit Mar 11, 09:31
totally evil and will not happen thought. - tRuMaN Mar 11, 09:26
Glenn Close is jealous of the crazy this woman can bring. -- nm - Reagen Mar 11, 09:26 1
- Joan Crawford is taken aback by it. :) -- nm - Beryllium Mar 11, 09:27
That's absolutely spectacular. She's honestly like a Kristen Wiig SNL character. -- nm - pmb Mar 11, 09:25 3
- "OMG, I'm just too frickin excited!" -- nm - CrankYanker Mar 11, 09:28
- related: i literally cannot watch more than two seconds of her in any sketch - 16 & pixie Mar 11, 09:27 1
  - my brotha! -- nm - Andie Mar 11, 09:34
Wow. That's.....something. (nm) - musubi Mar 11, 09:23
How many pregnant friends do you have, and why do you have complex relationships with them? - JaxSean Mar 11, 09:22 3
- right now, 1, another just had her baby in december. - tRuMaN Mar 11, 09:24 2
  - Well, I hope they understand that you're "complex" by crazy chick standards. heh -- nm - JaxSean Mar 11, 09:27 1
    - heh. -- nm - tRuMaN Mar 11, 09:33
thats pritty good advise now what stupid phone number is that again??????? -- nm - Danedukenuuk Mar 11, 09:22
She's going to make some lucky shrink fantasticly friggin rich. -- nm - Will Hunting Mar 11, 09:21
"fling"? Just to clarify, you never actually touched this woman, correct? -- nm - Dr.Vermin Mar 11, 09:21 1
- correct. -- nm - tRuMaN Mar 11, 09:25
she's just vaulted into the top 3 of my Favorite ST/TT Characters. -- nm - Mel Profit Mar 11, 09:20 1
- word -- nm - Beaker Mar 11, 09:40
She jumps the shark an an hourly basis. -- nm - Spawn Mar 11, 09:18 6
- I don't know if "Jump the Shark" means what you think it means ... -- nm - Beryllium Mar 11, 09:19 5
  - Actually, it does. - Spawn Mar 11, 09:20 4
    - It refers to a singular event to which a downward trend in quality of entertainment can be traced. - Beryllium Mar 11, 09:25 3
      - Ah, for me it is when the line of believability is crossed. -- nm - Spawn Mar 11, 09:28 2
        
        For me it means that when I dream, I dream of actually jumping over a shark. -- nm - TFox Mar 11, 09:28 1
        
        Once again, thank you for your contribution to the conversation, Henry Winkler. -- nm - Beryllium Mar 11, 09:30
wow. and I thought my ex-girlfriend was nuts. -- nm - sycor Mar 11, 09:17
That's fantastic! -- nm - Jim Mar 11, 09:17
sigh, that should read, just 30 mins ago (not 30 mins later, why cannot I read email dates today). - tRuMaN Mar 11, 09:15 9
- "goodbye forever" ... "oh, hello again". It's kind of like she breathes drama instead of air. -- nm - Beryllium Mar 11, 09:18 8
  - *laughing* -- nm - Mel Profit Mar 11, 09:21
  - either that or someone is trying to punk me. -- nm - tRuMaN Mar 11, 09:19 6
    - Best $50 I ever spent. -- nm - Will Hunting Mar 11, 09:22
    - lafarrow is good. -- nm - Spawn Mar 11, 09:19 4
      - yea, didn't he already admit it was him? -- nm - dogbert Mar 11, 09:25 3
        
        according to tru, it wasn't true. -- nm - Diva Mar 11, 09:28 2
        
        well, I can say with certainty that I didnt chat with lafarrow at a subway. - tRuMaN Mar 11, 09:32 1
        
        He's a riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a Thelma sweater. -- nm - Beryllium Mar 11, 09:32
That's awesome. -- nm - Strongbad Mar 11, 09:15
*blink* - znufrii Mar 11, 09:14
i *love* her, she's absolutely mad. -- nm - Andie Mar 11, 09:14 1
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