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In response to "We brought my niece to a hibachi steakhouse tonight. 3' flames = 1" in tears" by Max

I'm sending her a care package and a card with Uncle RC's Rules for Wearing a Cast.

Posted by ReluctantCynic (aka reluctantcynic) Mar 13 '10, 21:09

Don't hit your brother or sisters with your cast. Use your other hand for that.

Keep your cast dry. Put your entire arm in a plastic bag whenever you take a bath or shower. And take a bath or shower only when you start smelling worse than your dad.

Okay, don't hit your brother or sisters at all. It's not nice. Wait until you're older and just embarrass them at school.

In fact, you probably shouldn't don't hit anything unless it's a monster, a zombie, or a ninja.

Make sure you get a bunch of autographs on your cast, especially your dad's. Then you can learn how to forge his signature so you can fake notes to get out of school in a few years.

And when you get old enough to start liking boys, just remember that bones heal, pain is temporary, and dudes dig scars.

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If my niece ever fractures her elbow again (she's done it twice already) i'm totally stealing this! -- nm - Stephen Mar 13, 22:19
Wait ... dudes dig scars? -- nm - loosilu Mar 13, 21:50 1
- Yep. They sure do. -- nm - ReluctantCynic Mar 13, 22:06
cute :) -- nm - Beryllium Mar 13, 21:11

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I'm sending her a care package and a card with Uncle RC's Rules for Wearing a Cast.

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