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My dog is dumb.

Posted by kelly (aka kelly) Apr 8 '10, 11:37

Why else would he, after being tricked outside and given a dreaded bath (he's petrified of the garden hose so it's never a fun experience), be standing next to me with his tail wagging a mile a minute?

I figured he'd be hiding from me somewhere. Nope. Tail wagging.

Responses:

The bath tub is your friend. - Kick Ass Apr 8, 11:46 4
- One advantage of a small dog....kitchen sink :) -- nm - MojaveMeg Apr 8, 11:54
- I've tried this. Getting him in the tub is more difficult than getting him outside. - kelly Apr 8, 11:48
- I take mine in the shower with me. - groiny Apr 8, 11:48 1
  - Well... -- nm - Kick Ass Apr 8, 11:49
cute little hound -- nm - Jovian Apr 8, 11:42
he's scared of the hose, not you. -- nm - Reagen Apr 8, 11:41 8
- Yeah, but the hose didn't spray him by itself! -- nm - kelly Apr 8, 11:41 6
  - the only time *you* spray him is when *you* are holding the *hose* -- nm - zork Apr 8, 11:48
  - he's not making the connection between those two things. -- nm - Reagen Apr 8, 11:43 4
    - which means he's dumb -- nm - Roger More Apr 8, 11:43 3
      - meh, he's not going around picking up Kelly's poop - zork Apr 8, 11:52
      - we're discussing a dog on the net here - Danedukenuuk Apr 8, 11:45 1
        
        Right. We had better be careful because he might log on and read this. -- nm - Kick Ass Apr 8, 11:58
- yep. the hose is gone! the hose is gone! yay! -- nm - Andie Apr 8, 11:41
Whatever. At least I knew who the real killer was in Friday the 13th. -- nm - Murph Apr 8, 11:39
I figured he'd be rolling in the grossest-smelling thing he could find -- nm - Roger More Apr 8, 11:38 1
- how do you roll IN Will Hunting? nm -- nm - groiny Apr 8, 11:39
he was hiding from the garden hose because he loved you -- nm - the 40 year old virgin Apr 8, 11:38
unconditional love :) -- nm - decline Apr 8, 11:38 1
- He knows what she did. He's just biding his time. -- nm - Mop (219 lbs) Apr 8, 11:39

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