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WHAT MAKES THE GRASS GROW GREEN PRIVATE? -- nm

Posted by Drill Sergeant Stephen (aka Sceire) Apr 12 '10, 19:15

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well sir, that's a complicated question. see first you need the right soil pH, after that probably ample sunlight and the right temperature and - mafic Apr 12, 19:24 1
- "Is there any answer I can give that won't result in more pushups?" -- nm - Reagen Apr 12, 19:26
SIR, SUNSHINE AND RAIN, SIR! -- nm - mara Apr 12, 19:23
A ROBUST FERTILIZER THAT INCLUDES PHOSPHOROUS! -- nm - Reagen Apr 12, 19:20 11
- SIR, BLOOD, SIR - zeitgeist Apr 12, 19:24 10
  - YOU DON'T CALL HIM SIR! HE WORKS FOR A LIVING! -- nm - Remlik Apr 12, 19:26 9
    - dammit. for a dead man, you're right. you don't call a sergeant sir! -- nm - loosilu Apr 12, 19:29 8
      - wha? what's with all the movies where the drill sarg is yelling in the grunt's faces and they yell SIR YES SIR back? -- nm - zeitgeist Apr 12, 19:34 7
        
        I don't know!!! I just know I was told not to call a sergeant "sir" -- nm - loosilu Apr 12, 19:37 6
        
        Because a Sergeant is a Non Commissioned Officer, and only Officers get called Sir or Maam. - Redmond Apr 12, 19:43 5
        
        so what do you call the drill sergeant? -- nm - loosilu Apr 12, 19:53 4
        
        Drill Sergeant. Drop and give me 50, "yes Drill Sergeant" -- nm - Redmond Apr 12, 19:54 3
        
        Sergeants also have nicknames. Top, (Top Sergeant) agh drawing a blank. Stephen, I need help here. First Sergeant has a nickname I think. -- nm - Redmond Apr 12, 19:56 1
        
        Top is a First Sergeant. blah!! bad memory -- nm - Redmond Apr 12, 19:57
        
        it's like no one saw Forrest Gump. -- nm - Reagen Apr 12, 19:55
FENCES. FENCES CREATE PRIVATE SPACES AND KEEP THE GRASS FROM BEING TRAMPLED -- nm - Max Apr 12, 19:16 3
- What have we got here, a f*cling comedian? -- nm - Drill Sergeant Stephen Apr 12, 19:33 2
  - Oh for the love of... - Drill Sergeant Stephen Apr 12, 19:35 1
    - Is that you John Wayne? -- nm - Remlik Apr 12, 19:37

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