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so kare, would you be less squirmish about this is you were having a stripper? nm -- nm - groiny Apr 26, 14:06 4
- just to further emphasize how immature i'm being: you bet i would feel better. - kare Apr 26, 14:09 3
  - I love that you know how you feel and are unabashed about it -- nm - ty97 Apr 26, 14:10 2
    - lol. well thanks. but i'm also pissed at myself for not controlling it better. ;) -- nm - kare Apr 26, 14:12 1
      - (my feelings that is) -- nm - kare Apr 26, 14:15
*looks up Badonkadonk in Pictorial Webster's* -- nm - Beryllium Apr 26, 14:05 1
- see also: Buttzilla -- nm - Pictorial Webster's Apr 26, 14:06
And if he does cheat on you with a stripper, fuck the doorman as revenge. -- nm - David Apr 26, 14:01 9
- L3! - He's not Mario Lopez ( what a douche) -- nm - Epiphany Apr 26, 14:04
- This could be a mad lib. Replace 'doorman' with 'corn dog'. -- nm - Diva Apr 26, 14:02
- what if the doorman is in strike? -- nm - ty97 Apr 26, 14:02
- or a random ST'er . nm -- nm - groiny Apr 26, 14:02 4
  - An Anonymous doorman would be much classier than one of you fah-reaks. -- nm - David Apr 26, 14:02 3
    - Plus, it would probably make it much easier to get a cab. -- nm - the wrong element, bad guy Apr 26, 14:05
    - yeah, I would not want her constantly calling me either. nm -- nm - groiny Apr 26, 14:03 1
      - This raises a good point. She should cheat with someone else's doorman, not your own. -- nm - ty97 Apr 26, 14:05
- *applies for job as doorman* - Redmond si Apr 26, 14:01
One positive about Lookouts: it means that Gabe is having a baby -- nm - Beryllium (iPhone) Apr 26, 14:00
Wouldn't the breading rub off and get all...crumbly in there? -- nm - ty97 Apr 26, 13:56 13
- I must have missed something. Are we talking corn dogs? -- nm - Diva Apr 26, 13:58 2
  - we are -- (link) - ty97 Apr 26, 13:59 [Backboard] 1
    - good thing you re-posted. I had missed it. -- nm - Diva Apr 26, 14:00
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  - okay - ty97 Apr 26, 13:59 1
    - what's znu got to do with this? -- nm - zork Apr 26, 14:02
- L3!! - Epiphany Apr 26, 13:57 2
  - figures, *you* would be asking that -- nm - zork Apr 26, 14:02 1
    - *giggles* it's a valid question! *giggles more* -- nm - Epiphany Apr 26, 14:04
- I think the concern is more "OK, what else has she done?" -- nm - Reagen Apr 26, 13:57 3
  - geoduck! -- nm - Max Apr 26, 13:59
  - funnel cakes? cotton candy? - I mean the list could be endless - Epiphany Apr 26, 13:58 1
    - heee -- nm - zork Apr 26, 14:01
hmm, i think i may need to have open auditions for an ST older sister for me. since trish is drastically failing at the role. - tRuMaN Apr 26, 13:54 2
- I can make you a Hotkiss 365-Day Calendar, would that work? Daily advice with real life examples -- nm - Hotkiss Apr 26, 13:56 1
  - um...wait. Okay. All right, never mind. -- nm - Diva Apr 26, 13:57
kare, please don't be mad at yourself for those feelings. I didn't miss your *caw*. Mrs. Moose never reads? -- nm - zork Apr 26, 13:48 4
- thank you (for the first sentence). not sure i understand the second two! -- nm - kare Apr 26, 13:50 2
  - moose just answered the last and the other meant your IM made me laugh. -- nm - zork Apr 26, 13:51 1
    - oh. hee. :) -- nm - kare Apr 26, 13:51
- She doesn't read TT. (nm) - musubi Apr 26, 13:50
BP Honesty : I remember my friends BP strippers more than I do the one I had. nm -- nm - groiny Apr 26, 13:48 3
- Me too. Because like Reagen implies below, I was far drunker at my own party than at my friends'. -- nm - Dr.Vermin Apr 26, 13:51
- Define "had" -- nm - Fuzzy Apr 26, 13:49
- 15 tequila shots will do that do you. -- nm - Reagen Apr 26, 13:48
re kelly: They're real and they're Spectacular. -- nm - Diva Apr 26, 13:47 2
- I'll tell ya what, that whole weekend was one of the best times I've had in my life. *So* much fun. - kelly Apr 26, 13:51 1
  - fuck them. my jaw crashed into the basement. - Mel Profit Apr 26, 14:09
Do you think celebrities are ever unfairly labeled as douchebags? - Dignan Apr 26, 13:46 30
- Sometimes, not everyone can be "on" 24/7. -- nm - lileve Apr 26, 13:56
- I think if the bad shit we all did got reverberated across 100 websites, we'd all look douchebags. -- nm - ty97 Apr 26, 13:53 2
  - *ding* -- nm - TFox Apr 26, 13:57
  - Yeah. I think this is true. (nm) - musubi Apr 26, 13:56
- often. everyone has off days and a waiter or fan can spread ugly stories easily on the web. -- nm - zork Apr 26, 13:53
- "If you were in the first grade and you bit somebody once a week, they'd start to think of you as a biter." -- nm - Justified Apr 26, 13:50
- some are - some ain't - Epiphany Apr 26, 13:50
- Sometimes, but in this age we live in; there's so much instant vouch/debunk on any one story that it's mitigated - Will Hunting Apr 26, 13:49 1
  - rumors spread like electrical fire, millions will hear of it on the 2nd/3rd facebook echo, the retraction not so much, and the bad rep will be picked - zeitgeist Apr 26, 13:52
- Sometimes. Sometimes not. - musubi Apr 26, 13:49 1
  - agreed -- nm - Epiphany Apr 26, 13:50
- It's possible. Imagine if Katherine Heigl were right about the working conditions on Grey's. - David Apr 26, 13:49 9
  - She's from New Caanan CT, that's explains it all. -- nm - lileve Apr 26, 14:03 2
    - yes, yes it does. -- nm - Mel Profit Apr 26, 14:11
    - heh -- nm - CQ Apr 26, 14:10
  - But then you're still left with her Apatow slams and crap about/to the writers. -- nm - Will Hunting Apr 26, 13:51 5
    - To be fair, she was right about not submtting herself for the Emmys, the writers gave Izzie crap to do that season. -- nm - Ender Apr 26, 13:58 3
      - You...still.don't say it. It's just tacky. -- nm - Will Hunting Apr 26, 13:59 2
        
        And can't possibly make the situation any better. nm - Dignan Apr 26, 14:00 1
        
        "How much longer is this bitch's contract? Three years? Yeah, bitch is going down an elevator shaft. Derivative? Oh, she's screwing a ghost." -- nm - Will Hunting Apr 26, 14:01
    - RIght. Heigl's a good example of what appears to be a well earned reputation for divaness. nm - Dignan Apr 26, 13:54
- i only think it's unfair when the celebrity actually owns up to their jerkitude (like James Cameron) - mr. irrelevant Apr 26, 13:49
- Yeah, to some degree. -- nm - Callisto Apr 26, 13:48
- Yes. -- nm - TWuG Apr 26, 13:48 6
  - Any examples? nm - Dignan Apr 26, 13:49 5
    - Some of the fan interactions that get reported seem very slanted - Reagen Apr 26, 13:51 4
      - someone could have a migraine or be worried about a sick family member and not smile to someone and blammo they're an asshole. -- nm - zork Apr 26, 13:55
      - I think it's all too easy to talk crap about someone without recourse. - Callisto Apr 26, 13:53 1
        
        Read: John Cusack is still dreamy and people need to stop being so mean to him. -- nm - David Apr 26, 14:08
      - I don't think these add up to any kind of solid douchey reputation. - Dignan Apr 26, 13:53
This was a level 5 reply that I missed last board. -- (link) - David Apr 26, 13:46 [Backboard] 1
- He had a few since the thread was introduced. -- nm - Diva Apr 26, 13:48
I guess there isn't a lot of home stripping services due to the security concerns, right? - David Apr 26, 13:45 49
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  - One of my buddies was in a frat. He has a story that breaks down as: - David Apr 26, 13:54
- My college roommate's frat had 2 girls come to one of the senior bros apartement for a "show". - musubi Apr 26, 13:49 36
  - that's what they're talking about. two women "working the room" -- nm - kare Apr 26, 13:49 35
    - It's what you trust him. He's either got it or not. -- nm - Will Hunting Apr 26, 13:52
    - That's more concern-y, imo, but still, if you trust the guy, you trust him. There is no worry about sex at a strip club at all, imo. - musubi Apr 26, 13:52 14
      - you need to read Candy Girl. -- nm - Andie Apr 26, 13:54
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        I'm no expert, and it depends on the club, but I'm pretty sure that anything more is the exception rather than the rule. - musubi Apr 26, 14:01 8
        
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        I think you're wrong. nm - Dignan Apr 26, 14:02 6
        
        Vegas clubs make huge dough on liquor licenses, the dancers make huge money on drunk guys, why would they risk it? - musubi Apr 26, 14:04 5
        
        Have you read Diablo Cody's book? nm - Dignan Apr 26, 14:07
        
        vaginal jamming sex? i agree with you. stuff your fiancee would be cool with? not necessarily. -- nm - TFox Apr 26, 14:05 3
        
        Oh yeah, that's true, I guess. - musubi Apr 26, 14:09
        
        I would not even want vaginal jamming sex at a bachelor party -- nm - groiny Apr 26, 14:07 1
        
        UAI. nm - Dignan Apr 26, 14:08
        
        yeah - I think this is something the regular goers tell people - Epiphany Apr 26, 13:56 1
        
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      - actually... there can be. i know... stories. but you're right. i'm feeling better. thank you all. -- nm - kare Apr 26, 13:53
    - just slip the big guy $20 and give him specific instructions. problem solved! -- nm - Roger More Apr 26, 13:51 1
      - if anyone wants a piece of one of the girls, they will be slipping the big guy far in excess of $20. -- nm - TFox Apr 26, 13:52
    - ugh. nm -- nm - groiny Apr 26, 13:50 16
      - if he had been like, "i don't want a stripper!" and they'd hired them anyway, i think i'd feel totally different. -- nm - kare Apr 26, 13:51 15
        
        does he just feel it's not a bachelor party without a stripper? - Andie Apr 26, 13:53 9
        
        Yeah, going to a club is a lot more R-rated, whereas a private show tends to be more X-rated, even if there is no audience participation. - musubi Apr 26, 13:55 5
        
        i think that's true, as long as you stay in the main room. (but, really, what do i know?) -- nm - Andie Apr 26, 13:55 4
        
        this is mostly true, the main room part. and the side rooms too, for the $20-30 price point. - TFox Apr 26, 13:58
        
        If it's a big "classy" joint, even the back room is R-rated.........or so I've heard. - musubi Apr 26, 13:58 2
        
        it's one of those "who draws the line, and what's over it" deals. the high end areas blur that line a lot. -- nm - TFox Apr 26, 13:59 1
        
        don't bring the platinum card in the door. They can smell it. -- nm - Reagen Apr 26, 14:01
        
        i think it's just his expectation. but you know what, it'll be fine. my insecurity is just showing. and that's my problem, not his. -- nm - kare Apr 26, 13:54 2
        
        It does sound like you've turned his night into Caligula in your head. The truth will probably be much less sexual. - David Apr 26, 14:00 1
        
        probably true. (thanks again all) -- nm - kare Apr 26, 14:04
        
        so you are a tiny bit peeved - he kind of wants one? - Epiphany Apr 26, 13:53 4
        
        not peeved, just wishing he were a little more asexual when it comes to this particular nitght ;) (i'm fine. it'll be fine.) -- nm - kare Apr 26, 13:55 3
        
        yes it will - it really, really will be - and if you freak out again on that night - come here and groiny will do a web cam show -- nm - Epiphany Apr 26, 14:00 2
        
        I am not saying you would freak out or that you are freaking out. - Epiphany Apr 26, 14:01 1
        
        :) -- nm - kare Apr 26, 14:03
- My buddy's party had 2 girls come to his brother's house. -- nm - Will Hunting Apr 26, 13:47
- we hired a pro belly dancer to come to my apartment for my brother's party, for just 8 of us. It took some convincing. - Max Apr 26, 13:47 3
  - maybe she knew how to Hassan Chop -- nm - zeitgeist Apr 26, 13:50
  - How much financial convincing did it take? -- nm - David Apr 26, 13:49 1
    - I think we just paid her regular fee for a large venue. the tip wasn't mentioned until after the performance (and we were generous) - Max Apr 26, 13:52
- they did this for my dad's bachelor "party" - mr. irrelevant Apr 26, 13:46 2
  - it's like The Proposal! -- nm - kare Apr 26, 13:49 1
    - if ryan reynolds wasn't in this movie, i might know what you are talking about -- nm - mr. irrelevant Apr 26, 13:51
- Kiss-o-gram! -- nm - Callisto Apr 26, 13:45 1
  - I *knew* her skirt was too short! -- nm - David Apr 26, 13:46
woo that's some spicy jerk chicken from the food truck -- nm - mr. irrelevant Apr 26, 13:45 1
- so the jerk store still has you in stock? -- nm - George Costanza Apr 26, 13:45
Just don't have your stag party in Britain - ty97 Apr 26, 13:44 1
- they all go to Prague or Warsaw or Riga. -- nm - Reagen Apr 26, 13:45
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- i don't really have a problem with it. only a jerk would fool around with a stripper, and you have to hope the person you are marrying isn't a jerk. - Andie Apr 26, 13:49 2
  - see, i used to say that too, until it was 3 weeks before his bachelor party ;) -- nm - kare Apr 26, 13:56
  - I didn't have one at mine, we just got drunk and gambled at the casino -- nm - CQ Apr 26, 13:50
- I don't see the big deal in the whole stripper thing. I think it's hilarious and I'm not about licking blackhaus out of her cooter. - CQ Apr 26, 13:46 1
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- I like how it's plural. - ty97 Apr 26, 13:44 1
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- Male or female? -- nm - Fuzzy Apr 26, 13:44 14
  - yes. (pre-op) -- nm - ty97 Apr 26, 13:45 10
    - so, Roberto? -- nm - znufrii Apr 26, 13:46 9
      - maybe a shemale if perfect for you, actually -- nm - ty97 Apr 26, 13:48 8
        
        get whatever you want. - znufrii Apr 26, 13:48 7
        
        I meant for you to date -- nm - ty97 Apr 26, 13:51
        
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        how much do you want to bet? -- nm - znufrii Apr 26, 13:51 4
        
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        again, how much do you want to bet? -- nm - znufrii Apr 26, 13:54 2
        
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        we have to figure out when the wedding is, first. - znufrii Apr 26, 13:59
  - duh ... he can't motorboat the male ones very well -- nm - zork Apr 26, 13:45 2
    - I think scrotal raspberries are a valid substitute. nm - Dignan Apr 26, 13:48
    - Suddenly I'm picturing the Chris Farley - Patrick Swayze SNL skit. -- nm - Fuzzy Apr 26, 13:47

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