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Just uninvite those evil smokers, they don't deserve to share in your joyful occasion!

Posted by Stephen (aka Sceire) May 19 '10, 17:50

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Exactly! They'll stink the place up! -- nm - Roger More May 19, 18:14 13
- yup, us non smokers never stink. we smell like roses all the time. don't even shower because we don't smoke so it's not needed -- nm - dogbert May 19, 18:16 12
  - The people with B.O. don't have B.O. that jumps onto other people. -- nm - Redmond, Gemma fan! May 19, 18:20 10
    - because smoke has the magical ability to jump unlike other gases -- nm - dogbert May 19, 18:33 9
      - You know some aromas do stick to flesh. Like formaldehyde. Holy crap, I used to smell like it constantly. -- nm - loosilu May 19, 18:35 8
        
        and the reason smoke smell will stick to you is because of the tar. - dogbert May 19, 18:38 7
        
        It doesn't seek out non smokers, we are just the ones that don't want to stink of smoke. - Redmond, Gemma fan! May 19, 18:43 6
        
        heck, you don't need to chew tobacco to be able to spit on people. but you're right, it's so annoying that not a day goes by when a group of smokers - dogbert May 19, 18:48 3
        
        Tell me this. Do you not totally stink of smoke when you go to Vegas? - Redmond, Gemma fan! May 19, 18:53 1
        
        no, I don't. my receptor cells work like everyone elses and become less responsive to an unchanging stimuli. - dogbert May 19, 19:00
        
        Those fuckers! -- nm - Redmond, Gemma fan! May 19, 18:50
        
        It would be like a drinker getting sick and throwing up on people. - Redmond, Gemma fan! May 19, 18:44 1
        
        no, it would be like someone who drinks breathing right next to you and not going outside to breathe -- nm - dogbert May 19, 18:51
  - You know who doesn't stink? Lee DeWyze. - nubby May 19, 18:18
but we smokers give better presents :( -- nm - peglegpete May 19, 17:52 3
- Are you still smoking after your heart attack? Shame shame shame!! -- nm - Redmond, Gemma fan! May 19, 18:15 2
  - have you seen Bull Durham yet? -- nm - peglegpete May 19, 18:17 1
    - I would see it tonight if it would help you quit. -- nm - Redmond, Gemma fan! May 19, 18:18
Smokers should have a smoker colony somewhere on an island way way way far out in the Pacific. -- nm - Redmond, Gemma fan! May 19, 17:51 14
- whiners too, we need a place to send all of them also -- nm - dogbert May 19, 18:00
- They can use the abandoned leper colony in Hawaii. -- nm - loosilu May 19, 17:52 10
  - My mom wants to go there. -- nm - Beryllium May 19, 17:57
  - I don't want that fucking smoke drifting onto my favorite place when the wind shifts. Wake island or someplace far like that. -- nm - Redmond, Gemma fan! May 19, 17:54 8
    - Death Valley ... or North Dakota -- nm - zork May 19, 18:19 1
      - Winnipeg. -- nm - loosilu May 19, 18:36
    - it's on a remote island. relax. -- nm - loosilu May 19, 17:55 5
      - Not remote enough. I know where that place is. Farther!!\ -- nm - Redmond, Gemma fan! May 19, 17:56 4
        
        Fine. Guam. It's amazing how far it is. - loosilu May 19, 17:57 3
        
        When they run out of smokes they can smoke brown tree snakes. Perfect! -- nm - Redmond, Gemma fan! May 19, 17:59 2
        
        those things are gross. -- nm - loosilu May 19, 18:06 1
        
        Cigarettes are, totally agree. -- nm - Redmond, Gemma fan! May 19, 18:21
- One particularly susceptible to monkey attacks. -- nm - David May 19, 17:52 1
  - There's another kind of pacific island? -- nm - Beryllium, on Vancouver Island May 19, 17:59
Exactly! -- nm - David May 19, 17:51

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