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My daughter's 9th birthday is coming up and she wrote up her own (3 page) invitation. This is too funny not to share. (This is verbatim:)

Posted by JaxSean (aka JaxSean) May 19 '10, 21:43

YOU ARE INVITED TO MY�� BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!!!!! :D

When?-��
Where?- Ollie Koalas AND my house
Why?- For my Birthday and for peoples fun-ness.

Email my dad at ------
OR
Call at (904) xxx-xxxx
Please, 1st drop off at my house at 12:00 sharp. The party will be 2 hours long.
(12-2) We�ll be having the party at Ollie Koalas. This is the list of things we are doing��..
1. We will first meet my family and pets and say bye to parents.
2. Sit down and relax and talk to each other.
3. Get up and get ready.
4. Say Bye to pets (maybe sister) and house.
5. Pick witch car (My moms or dads).
6. Drive to Oil Koalas.
7. We�re here!
8. Get Stamp on hands.
9. Go run around and play!
10. Sit down at the tables.
11. Get cake (Vanilla).
12. Sing �Happy Birthday�.
13. I�m blowing out my candles!
14. some�).
15. Open presents!
16. Say Thank u!!!
17. Get Up and go play again!
18. Run around!!!
19. Sit down.
20. Go to the prize shop!!
21. Get some prizes!!!!
22. Choose car (AGAIN).
23. Drive back to my house!
24. Play and wait until parents come.
25. Get Picked up. Say good-bye! (Me, Say Thank you for coming and Good-bye!!!)
26. Give Hugs!
27. Say Bye to Everyone!!
28. Give more hugs!!!
29. Go home.

Think she's going to be detail-oriented when she grows up?

Responses:

What? No powerpoint? -- nm - ceregon May 20, 09:32
30. Watch my Dad eat all the cake. nm -- nm - groiny May 20, 06:18 1
- 31. Cry after Dad tries to motorboat your mom - zork May 20, 06:20
so cute and awesome - I hope they have a blast - I have no idea what Ollie Koala is but it sounds fun -- nm - Epiphany May 20, 06:10 1
- (Like Chuck E. Cheese's, basically, but no animatronics. -- nm - JaxSean May 20, 06:34
Teach her to use MS Project. - Fuzzy May 20, 05:29 1
- heh -- nm - prayformojo May 20, 05:35
heh! -- nm - Don Homer May 20, 04:37
I love #2 for its maturity aspect. And # 5 because I want to be in the witch car! -- nm - HdnAgnda May 20, 04:03
noo not really if she were detail-oriented there would have been 27 or 30 points not 29 -- nm - Danedukenuuk May 20, 03:50
that's fantastic. I love how strict she is on the time. now teach her to write an invitation to an after party. - Max May 19, 23:46 [youtube]
Sounds like you have 3 bosses at your house...Hope she has the bestest party ever... -- nm - BAD May 19, 22:29
my wife laughed :) - Beryllium May 19, 22:04
cool, no one got sick in the parents cars going back home :) -- nm - peglegpete May 19, 22:04 1
- Heh. I think #30 will be "throw up after all the getting up and playing and running around and sitting down." -- nm - JaxSean May 20, 04:47
So very cute! -- nm - Krusty May 19, 22:00
29 Steps To Happiness. - Name Withheld By Request May 19, 21:59
YEA 7! -- nm - dogbert May 19, 21:57
I love #14. I don't know what it is, but I want more of it. -- nm - Mop May 19, 21:56
She missed ???? and PROFIT!!! -- nm - Qale May 19, 21:53
that party sounds fun as shit. -- nm - TFox May 19, 21:46

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My daughter's 9th birthday is coming up and she wrote up her own (3 page) invitation. This is too funny not to share. (This is verbatim:)

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