Nubby, here's your 24 spoilers
Posted by
Stephen (aka SCeire)
May 24 '10, 22:28
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Jack has the Ruskie President and President Grimace lined up in his sniper rifle sights, but Pouty McPouterson pouts at him and he decides not to kill either of them. In exchange for the video file of his final message to his daughter Pouty McPouterson gets to shoot him. Luckily for the last half hour of the show it's just a through and through. President Grimace's lapdog has his lapdog lock down Chloe and her scooby sidekick and gets the video file which he then gives to President Grimace. President Grimace then gives it to President Spineless and assures her it's all good, they've got the evidence and Jack's about to receive a wound he can't recover from. President Grimace and lapdog then leave and talk about how President Spineless has balls after all. Unfortunately for them she watches the video file and those balls make their way up to her throat, cause she gets all choked up. So with pen in hand, President Spineless decides not to sign the peace treaty and announces to the crowd in the signing room that grave crimes have been committed in pursuit of peace! President Grimace finds out she has backed out and his phone starts to ring...it's President Spineless. His lapdog wants to answer the phone and tell President Spineless where Jack is being taken to be executed, cause he doesn't want Jack's murder on his hands too. So President Grimace knocks him out and then caps his ass. He then shoots himself. Paramedics say he'll probably live, but as a vegetable. Chloe and the scooby gang then find Jack via a drone and the President tells his killers who have mad respect for Jack to stand down and await a presidential spanking. President Spineless then tells Jack to get out of the country cause the Ruskies were gonna be out for blood, and even though she was letting him go we'd probably just try and hunt him down again to kill him too. So Jacks gotta hit the road, but not before he tells Pouty McPouterson, via the video feed on the drone that saved just happened to be in the right position to save his ass again, to keep his family safe, and to thank her for the many years she poutily covered his ass.
Last shot is a close-up of Jack's face, then Pouty McPouterson orders the video feed stopped.
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