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Our department got the "company internet is for company business only!" lecture again this morning. But this time, more about company email.

Posted by Dr.Vermin (aka Dr.Vermin) May 25 '10, 10:52

This begs the question: if someone is reading our email, what would be the best way to fuck with said person?

Just enough to cause a little confusion/chaos/consternation, without actually getting fired.

Responses:

sign all mails as "BP Drill Master" -- nm - Danedukenuuk May 25, 10:58
CC it to someone who use to work there? Or someone who doesn't exist? -- nm - the liioulu with lenticular catepillars May 25, 10:56
Bob, in regards to that thing you and I discussed last week about the import of that that material...you know that stuff.... - Will Hunting May 25, 10:55
Put white text on white background in your email: "I know you're watching me" -- nm - oblique May 25, 10:54
Use keywords like 'fraud' 'illegal' 'whistleblower' in every email -- nm - Roger More May 25, 10:54 2
- "@ceo yo i got the #bribe you left in the trash can for me. make sure this stays #underthetable. tia." -- nm - TFox May 25, 10:57
- maybe put them in your signature in super small text? -- nm - Strongbad May 25, 10:57
ironic post of the day -- nm - wheezy May 25, 10:53
Sign all your e-mails "Allah Akbar". -- nm - Mop (222 lbs) May 25, 10:53

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Our department got the "company internet is for company business only!" lecture again this morning. But this time, more about company email.

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