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In response to "so. the night before last, Angel was up ALL night panting really really heavily. and then at about 5 a.m., there was an earthquake (minor, 3.5)." by kare

my neighbor's crazy weiner dog will attack any dude having sex with her but i never hear the little bastard bark before an earthquake -- nm

Posted by wheezy (aka chris) May 26 '10, 09:42

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And you know this, how? - Nightcrawler May 26, 09:43 20
- she pays me to watch him (the dog) for her when she's hooking up -- nm - wheezy May 26, 09:44 19
  - the inclusion of the parenthetical is cracking me up. -- nm - b. May 26, 09:59
  - I can't tell if he is serious or not -- nm - Epiphany May 26, 09:45 13
    - he is -- nm - kare May 26, 09:46
    - sadly, i'm totally serious - wheezy May 26, 09:46 11
      - This is one of the weirdest things I've ever heard. -- nm - David May 26, 09:55 5
        
        "Watching the Dog" - pixie's next romantic comedy script! - kare May 26, 10:02 3
        
        At The End of His Leash! -- nm - Andie May 26, 10:07
        
        Kare you're a freaking genius! We'll cast Scott Zhan in the Pixie role and Katherine Heigel in the girl next door with the weiner dog. -- nm - Remlik May 26, 10:06
        
        I Loved You More $240 Ago -- nm - David May 26, 10:05
        
        This is why goofy character ticks on tv or in the movies never bother me. There's lot of goofy out there. -- nm - Name Withheld By Request May 26, 10:00
      - so she's paying you to have sex? -- nm - Remlik May 26, 09:47 4
        
        she doesn't have enough money for that -- nm - wheezy May 26, 09:48 3
        
        not if she's already spent the $20 on dog-minding -- nm - Roger More May 26, 09:49
        
        Carded original Star Wars figures? -- nm - Nightcrawler May 26, 09:49 1
        
        i have two or three of those back at home already -- nm - wheezy May 26, 09:49
  - this just completely cracks me up. (what happens if you hook up with her?) -- nm - kare May 26, 09:44 3
    - *shudder* - wheezy May 26, 09:45 1
      - lol -- nm - kare May 26, 09:47
    - Like that would ever happen. -- nm - Nightcrawler May 26, 09:45

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