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In response to "I use this. -- (link)" by Bacon

but if you rub yourself with bacon, wouldn't every dog, raccoon and brown bear in the county chase you down the street?

an old friend told me about a camping trip with some family in a large state campground, some bikers were partying like crazy nearby disturbing everyone.

so the next morning while they were all sleeping they walked through the campground with some bacon in their hands and touched everything htey walked by, rubbing their hands across the tents and seats of the bikes, not enough to leave a schmere but enough to leave a smell.

there was a lot of yelling and motor gunning and a few gun shots that night but they were all gone in the morning.


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